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Naturträne
(Nina Hagen Band)
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-Three years I've been trying
to finish my thesis,
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after a master 2 in sociology.
My parents don't want to help me.
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I'm dying.
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So, if I want to be able to finish it,
I have to work nights.
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I have to.
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The woman grumbles.
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-Yeah. You can't know the importance
from the hand of a woman for a man.
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What's your name?
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-Elise.
-Well, here, your name will be Sandra.
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-Sandra.
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-No ! Come on, I'll give you a high five.
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I'm Madame Bianca.
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So you start tonight.
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The bottle costs 200 euros.
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On that, put it directly
40 in your pocket.
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And 100 euros more
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for extras in the backroom.
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Be careful!
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I am very vigilant about this.
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No penetration.
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Hmm?
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This is not a whore bar,
It’s a hostess bar.
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Got it, Sandra?
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-Understood.
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-Do you know anything about men?
-A little. Here too, I am starting.
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-A little ? A little !
Madame Bianca laughs.
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Yeah, men,
it's not very complicated.
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There's no point saying
that they are beautiful, they don't care.
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You tell them they are strong. This...
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Even if it's an bleak
or a disabled person, say they are strong.
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Strong in muscles, strong in sex,
strong in gardening, strong in everything!
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-They offered me a woman,
as a driver, for parity.
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Maybe it's good for parity,
but not for speed, eh! Eh ?
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He chuckles.
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Ah... At the same time, being driven
by a woman, it's exciting.
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I like women
who do man things.
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Women cops, women firefighters,
female notaries...
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Or those who lay the flooring, there!
That drives me crazy.
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That drives me crazy.
Or those who weld.
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There, these are the only cases where the overalls,
It can make me hard.
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Women...
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They will take us
all our jobs, eh! You will see.
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The “Great Replacement”,
it's this one, first. Before.
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Before yours.
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Before, there wasn't one of my employees
which didn't go to the pan. Not one.
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It was almost written
in the employment contract.
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There was something for everyone.
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I don't understand.
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You risk nothing,
I reassure you.
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I'm not the type
by sail and steam.
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I'm just sailing.
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And believe me, Mokhtar, my mast...
it's not that of a little felucca.
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Hmm?
He chuckles.
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I'm kidding.
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Come on.
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So. Excuse me.
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Here it is...
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Five more years.
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It reassures the old people.
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There you go, there’s a disabled place there.
Get the hell out there.
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You are waiting for me, Mokhtar.
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It's Ramadan, right?
-Yes, sir.
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-Again ? It's like fashion week,
It seems like it happens all the time.
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Come on...
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Hello, ma'am.
-Mr. Mayor.
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-How are you ?
-Well, that's okay.
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-We don't have good weather,
but we keep smiling.
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-You have to keep your morale up.
-Don't forget to vote well.
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Miscellaneous Far Center. Good day.
-All right. Likewise.
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-Hello, dear friend.
-Good morning. (Asshole.)
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-Huh?
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The phone rings.
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-The town hall closes,
will have to call back tomorrow.
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Oh, 8:30.
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So. Bye.
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Bye.
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She hangs up violently.
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-Come home safely, Mireille. Good evening.
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-Well, she's off to a bad start.
-Ah good ? For what ?
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-Well yes! You deleted us
taxi reimbursement.
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-That was the program. On the other hand,
you benefit from the bicycle bonus.
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-Finally, with a hip prosthesis
and a heart murmur is not the best.
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-Listen...
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Come home all the same, Mireille.
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-We had more fun with the former mayor.
-Oh yes ?
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-He often invited us
to have a drink in the evening.
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-Oh yes, Mireille?
-Yes. It didn't cost anything.
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He didn't hesitate
to make expense reports.
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-Well yes, my little Mireille.
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-And he slipped on us from time to time
a small note,
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as soon as he granted a permit
to build. It was funnier.
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-I don't want to be funny.
I am not and I never will be.
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Do you know why?
Because the world is not funny.
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Global warming,
is it funny?
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White bears turned gray,
the glaciers become ice cubes,
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the burning forests,
roast koalas... Is that funny?
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No ! It's not funny!
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Phone ringing
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I don't want to leave a rotten world
to my children.
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-But you don't have children.
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He sighs.
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-That neither, Mireille,
It's not funny... Infertility.
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I wore briefs that were too tight
all my life. At the time, we didn't know.
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Brief !
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Okay, come on! Good luck, Mireille.
And good carbon footprint!
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-Yeah, yeah, that's it!
-Yeah.
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-Don't hold the door for me, especially.
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Sigh and annoyed cry
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The phone continues to ring.
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...
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-I won't be able to come to dinner this evening.
I still have a little work to do and...
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No, no, but...
-Hey, oh! The pheasant!
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-Yes, well...
-Do you want to ban hunting with ropes?
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The hunter hails him.
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Aren't you tired of pissing off?
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-No, but listen...
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-I wear shoelaces if I want,
when I want, where I want!
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Did you get it, the pheasant?
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-Yes yes.
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The engine hums.
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-Oh, asshole!
-I take care of myself, yes.
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Hmm. I love you.
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-Can you hear me, asshole?
-I love you too. Yes.
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-You moron, go!
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Maid!
-No more battery!
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The engine roars.
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-You little bastard, can you hear me?
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-She is excellent,
your calf's head, Henri.
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We don't eat enough
calf's head, eh?
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Stupid faces, every day,
but calves' heads... not enough.
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How I love fat!
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But the good fat, eh!
Besides...
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Besides, I saw a doc on... WC9.
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On the Neanderthals.
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Do you realize? They were eating
blueberries, raw meat
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and they died at not even 30 years old.
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While we eat...
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we eat fat, we eat sweet,
we eat salty,
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we drink too much, we don't do sports,
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and we die at 90 years old, on average.
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I forgot to tell you,
your starter, your parsley ham...
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It’s a killer, eh!
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A killing!
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Hey, Henri, come on. Come see.
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(How is this possible
not liking ham?)
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Huh? What do they have,
against ham? Eh ?
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-I don't know.
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-Is a pig impure?
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Is a pig impure?
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They're crazy, guys,
They are crazy!
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It's cute, it's pink,
It doesn't hurt anyone.
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It has big doe eyes,
it's very soft. Tsss!
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These, too...
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What's wrong, Henri?
I don't feel you.
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Henri takes a deep breath.
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-My wife... is gone.
-Oh, damn!
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Damn!
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Off to someone else, I suppose?
Not possible! What did we do to them?
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What do they want from us,
what the hell? We work like crazy.
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We don't take a step wrong.
We are here, we are impeccable.
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At home, we walk on eggshells,
for fear of offending.
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And even with that, there,
we are afraid of doing something stupid.
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We live in fear, I swear!
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-That's not it...
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She is...
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She is dead.
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-Well...
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Henri cries.
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Well, at least...
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At least you'll have more
accountable to no one.
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No more... No more guilt
on a daily basis. I swear to you.
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It's already not bad.
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Watch beep
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Ah, shit! My date!
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Well, uh, Henri?
Henry... Calm down.
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You act like you didn't see me,
okay?
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And for the bill, pretend
you hadn't seen me either.
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-Yes.
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Showtime.
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(Fuck, come on! Get in there.
Ah, there you go.)
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Yes! Yes dear. How are you ?
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Yes yes. Well, yes.
I'll try to convince him.
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Wait.
-Mind-blowing!
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-It's coming, I'll leave you.
No, don't worry.
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I've changed, you know. I'll leave you.
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So, dear colleague? Have a good trip?
-Yes yes.
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-Are you doing well ?
-Yes, very good.
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Yeah.
-What are you doing?
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-So.
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I've been shooting for ten minutes.
Some take easy places.
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I'm sure he's not disabled.
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-Wait...
-No, I'll ask him.
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He hits.
Sir?
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-He looks disabled.
-Invalid card?
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-I don't have any.
-Oh yes ?
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-Pardon ? Wait !
Don't you have it?
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You are on a disabled place,
sir.
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Aren't you ashamed? Eh ?
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The disabled,
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it's easier to put on
in their place than in their place!
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-Indeed.
-You leave here immediately.
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Think about your action.
The engine starts.
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Helping the weak is making yourself strong.
That, a priori, we didn't teach you.
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But where is the world going? Frankly !
-I totally agree. Totally!
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-What does that mean?
-In any case, on that...
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-Let's go eat,
let's forget this story.
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Henri cries.
-Don't worry.
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Yes, Henry.
-It's hard.
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-It'll be OK.
-Yes !
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-Don't worry, don't worry.
-Yes.
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-It'll be OK.
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I'm doing well.
-Yes !
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-Everything is fine, everything is fine.
Don't worry, come on.
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Come on, don't worry, little one.
Don't worry, it'll be fine.
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-I don't know this restaurant.
First time I've come.
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-What is good?
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-I have no idea.
What is this?
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-So... I don't see anything.
-Wait.
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Sir, come.
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What is this card?
Isn't there a meat-free menu there?
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-No, it doesn't matter.
We'll manage.
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-No, no. Wait.
I don't agree, it's very serious.
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-But finally...
-No! It's very serious.
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You know what's going on in the world
Or does it matter to you?
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Produce meat intensively,
It’s an aberration!
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Excuse me for the term,
a crime against humanity!
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And you, with your genocidal card...
Cattle, sheep, goats...
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You make yourself an accomplice!
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Henri sobs softly.
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Do you know what you are?
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Neither more nor less
than a Hutu in the kitchen.
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-Calm down.
-A Hitler of the restoration!
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I can't calm down, it's serious.
-I understand very well.
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I subscribe, but a little tolerance.
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We are often criticized
our lack of tolerance.
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Do you have any vegetables?
like... salad, uh...
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Henri cries.
-Yes.
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But it's an accompaniment,
normally.
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-Well, it will be a main course.
Does that suit you?
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Can we decide, though?
-Yes.
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-I am a leguminousian.
It doesn't concern me.
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-That's to say ?
247
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,160
-I only eat legumes.
-Oh?
248
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,960
I eat... lentils, soy.
249
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:55,800
I assume that the vegetable
suffers too much when its stem is cut.
250
00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,840
When he is torn from his native land,
I find this gesture cruel.
251
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,840
It upsets me.
Not you, Molitor? No ?
252
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:07,680
-Oh no, I am less radical,
but I understand your dismay.
253
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,360
-I'm thinking of becoming a chickpea.
-Oh?
254
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,480
-To only eat chickpeas.
Henri cries.
255
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,880
-And lentils with bacon?
256
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:20,960
I can remove the bacon,
if you want.
257
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:24,160
-Do this. What is
do you want us to tell you?
258
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,440
-It'll be a light meal.
-I'm not very hungry.
259
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,040
-On ?
-Oh yeah. Sure, sure. I have...
260
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,680
I had some annoyances.
261
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,120
I just read the IPCC report here.
-Oh yes !
262
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,400
My God ! My God, my God...
263
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,480
He sighs.
(It’s terrible.)
264
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,240
I'm not going to pass
by four paths.
265
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,600
I will do this honor of being frank.
266
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,160
I want tomorrow...
267
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,320
you voted,
268
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,400
you, the leader,
269
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:59,160
your environmentalist friends,
for this famous Citizen Park project.
270
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,320
So.
271
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:07,960
-It's impossible.
272
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,760
Destroy a forest to build
a leisure village? No way!
273
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,119
-Molitor, there are trees.
Believe me... They're everywhere.
274
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,960
But there is more work.
275
00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:23,480
-We can do otherwise.
-No ! There are 200 jobs at stake!
276
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,160
200 jobs at stake.
277
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,920
How to do otherwise?
Do you have the solution?
278
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,800
-Ecology will be the number one job creator.
-How soon?
279
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,960
-One year.
-A year? It's already too late.
280
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,520
There it is now.
200 jobs at stake, now!
281
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,640
And then, in addition, in this project,
282
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:47,560
the 55 stores of Citizen Park
will be heated with solar energy.
283
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:52,680
And the waters of the five wave pools
will provide watering for the two golf courses.
284
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,840
Can you go greener?
285
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:58,240
-It’sgreenwashing.
A project from the old days.
286
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,720
-I know how you look at me,
that you judge me.
287
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,960
I haven't always been right-wing.
Molitor, no...
288
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,080
No, no. My father was a communist.
289
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,480
I sold Che Guevara socks
at his stand, at the Huma festival.
290
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:19,320
When I had a mustache,
I made myself that of Stalin.
291
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,400
Yeah, that's true, huh.
292
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:25,080
Afterwards, indeed,
I headed to the right,
293
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,160
but that was out of opportunism,
I concede.
294
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,600
I had just inherited.
295
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:34,680
It bothered me to give everything to the State
to build hospitals and roads.
296
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,040
And then, indeed...
297
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,720
I flirted with the far right.
298
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,680
-Yeah.
-Yes, I like blondes.
299
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:50,520
What do you want ? I was single.
It's the party with the most blondes.
300
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:53,480
It's not you who's going
contradict me on that!
301
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,080
Afterwards, I decided
to go it alone.
302
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,960
Become the providential man
303
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:02,720
by proposing an uninhibited right,
without taboo,
304
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,080
the DEC, the Divers Extrême Center.
So.
305
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,080
Policies were needed
who say out loud
306
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,680
what people think out loud.
307
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,440
Um... Are you okay, Molitor?
308
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,600
(Tiped)
-Come on, roll! Hop...
309
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,120
I have to make a confession.
-What ?
310
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,760
-Because I'm ashamed.
I bought a Nespresso machine.
311
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,120
-What ?
-Yes, with the aluminum pods.
312
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,840
And all the gadgets. All !
313
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,800
I'm ashamed, huh?
-Yeah, I understand. It's not good.
314
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,720
Ah, that's not good.
-Hey! Hey! Bequet, shush!
315
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,280
-Oh no, no.
-Ah, yes!
316
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,000
-I could
blackmail you for it. Yes !
317
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440
So my project,
is it in the pocket?
318
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,280
Do you know what we're going to do?
I'm not saying anything about the machine there.
319
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,960
But tomorrow you vote for me.
We're rocking!
320
00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,720
Come on, cool.
-Come on... Hop!
321
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,160
(-What is that?)
322
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:03,200
-No, but even if I was for it,
I couldn't convince the others.
323
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:05,400
-Are you kidding or what?
-Well...
324
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:09,160
-You're kidding. The left
eats out of your hand. Yes or no?
325
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,280
-It's true.
-SO ! Gauchos are dogs.
326
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,160
Eh ? And the left caviar,
it has become the lump egg left.
327
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,920
Yes or no?
-Don't shoot the hearse.
328
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,840
-But yes!
-It's no use.
329
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,400
-Come on, that's it. Health and...
330
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,280
Come on, I have to go.
-No, you stay there.
331
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,600
-I have to go.
-It’s not 11 p.m.!
332
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,680
-11 p.m.?
-Oh my! Look.
333
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,680
Look, look, look.
It's about to start.
334
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,560
-What is that?
-It looks like a bar to me.
335
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,800
-Hey !
-Yes ?
336
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:45,360
-Thanks for the meal, huh.
-Thank my administration instead.
337
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,080
-Eh ?
-No, nothing.
338
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,200
So...
-This time, it's me who invites you.
339
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,960
-Okay, then with pleasure.
-But I want to.
340
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,720
The intercom rings.
341
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,160
-It’s the congress of mayors.
-Ah!
342
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,320
They chuckle.
343
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,320
Women are singing.
344
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,880
-"Hello", company!
345
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,320
-Gentlemen, “hello”.
- “Hello.”
346
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:13,560
-So, my environmentalist friend and I,
we want to celebrate our cordial understanding.
347
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,840
-But of course!
-Can I talk to you?
348
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,160
Uh, I don't condone this kind of place
at all. All right ?
349
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,480
These poor girls do this
to raise their children.
350
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,680
I'm ashamed to be here.
I hope no one saw me enter.
351
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:31,040
-Molitor, I don't support it either.
-I hope !
352
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,280
-But wait, we're going to stigmatize
these poor women?
353
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,960
Eh ? We will deprive them
from their income alone?
354
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:42,480
Come on ! It's just a drink,
what we do. It's just a drink.
355
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,200
It's just a drink.
356
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:48,840
-Okay, let's not add to the suffering
to suffering.
357
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,440
-I agree. I agree.
Come on !
358
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,960
Come on, it's good! We left again.
359
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,480
Please give us
two whiskeys.
360
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,640
Two double whiskies.
Not a whiskey of so much.
361
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,320
Serve a whiskey
which smells like horse shit.
362
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,840
-Ah, you've already been here, right?
-No way ! Never.
363
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,720
-Two good whiskeys, let's go!
-That's it.
364
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,080
-It's for me!
365
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,360
-Huh, have you ever seen me?
-I've never seen you, no!
366
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,960
Your dad, often.
367
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,000
-It's true.
-But you, never.
368
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,360
They sing
A beautiful story by Mr. Fugain in Hebe.
369
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,320
-Hebe, hebe, hebe, hebe
370
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,600
-What is your name?
-Sandra.
371
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,360
-Very beautiful first name.
-I'm starting today.
372
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,680
-Well!
Is this beginner's luck or am I dreaming?
373
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,840
Big laughs
374
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,120
-Can I stay with you?
-Of course !
375
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:41,280
-But I don't know if I can handle it
of two clients at once, me.
376
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,520
-He who can do less can do more!
377
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,600
Molitor has a strange laugh.
378
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,440
-Say... Molitor...
379
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,640
You have a sense of the formula,
too. Eh ?
380
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,000
-And never two without three,
as they say!
381
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,360
-We are surrounded by Nobel Prize winners here!
That’s just it!
382
00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:07,880
...
383
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,520
-We can go relax a little
in the back, if you're interested.
384
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:15,120
-So there, why not.
What do we think, Molitor?
385
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,360
-I'm going to get a bottle?
-Go ahead, very good.
386
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,120
-Alright !
-Very good, that.
387
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,840
What ?
-Good ! Can I talk to you?
388
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,760
-What, again?
-I can't. I have a problem.
389
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,480
I can't. I have more libido
for two, three years.
390
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,480
-Ah good ?
-I don't know if it's the phthalates.
391
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,440
Or stress. I have parquet floors in my house,
I put wax on and...
392
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,400
I can't even get an erection anymore.
-Ah good ?
393
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,680
-It's a prostate problem.
My jet is less and less smooth.
394
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,880
It's getting looser and looser.
I can't even...
395
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,720
In fact, I can't...
I still have urine in my bladder.
396
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,680
-You know what?
That's why Sandra is here.
397
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,120
Huh, Sandra? My beautiful Sandra.
-Yes ?
398
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,760
-She is better than a urologist.
-No.
399
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:03,520
Urologists are specialists.
(-Look how rolled it is.)
400
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,360
She will wake up the cuttlebone
in your underpants, believe me, eh?
401
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:12,560
And then, look at this beauty.
She is magnificent! Huh, Sandra?
402
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,840
-THANKS.
-She knows how to cook leeks.
403
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,800
For a veggie, it's great.
-Oh yes ! Oh yes !
404
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,760
I take care of the leek
and you, mayonnaise!
405
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,520
Molitor laughs.
-You're funny.
406
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,000
-Got it !
-You're really naughty!
407
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,160
-Got it. I understood the joke.
408
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,240
-Of course ! We get it, come on!
409
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,080
How is it going here?
410
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,440
-It's over here...
-Here we go, come on. Here we go !
411
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,680
-Come on, let's go. Come on ! Cuckoo !
412
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,560
-Molitor, it's there, it's there.
Follow along. Come on, let's go.
413
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,600
-Come on !
-Sir, I have a problem.
414
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,200
-We don't have any toilet paper!
Leave us alone!
415
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,400
-Follow me.
Be careful of the steps and your head.
416
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,960
-Oh dear, it’s cramped!
417
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,320
Hey, it's pretty, eh!
418
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,720
We're going to do it here! Huh, Molitor?
-What to do here?
419
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,760
-Well, the meeting
communities of municipalities!
420
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,360
-Hey ! This is the leisure park.
They laugh.
421
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,800
-Gentlemen, a glass of champagne?
422
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,080
-No, no.
Too many sours and sulphites.
423
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,080
-Okay, come on! I'm hot
like a hot water bottle.
424
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,520
You can't stop an apple train
launched.
425
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,400
-Wait.
I turn it off, in case the cops are there.
426
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:24,960
-But no ! I know the cops!
You turned it off, it doesn't matter.
427
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:27,160
What's your specialty, my dear?
428
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,720
-In foreplay, I begin
by a little senator's tie.
429
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,840
Béquet delights.
-What is it?
430
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,320
-It's like a notary's tie,
but with the buttocks!
431
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,920
-Oh, the buttocks!
432
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:42,600
Molitor, do you hear that?
Buttocks, she said!
433
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,720
Eh ? Good !
-Should I start with you?
434
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,080
-Oh yes ! Start with me.
Molitor, don't you mind?
435
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,960
You sleep and I have more chances
than you to be elected to the Senate!
436
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:57,000
-Wait, I'm getting ready.
-Me too. I take out the little tie.
437
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,960
-Is that it?
-With teddy bears or ducks?
438
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,320
Béquet chuckles.
439
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,920
-Is that it?
440
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,800
-Yes, she came out.
-Come.
441
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,560
-Oh my...
Sandra moans.
442
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,080
Wait, wait. Oh, damn!
443
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,480
-So !
-Ooh, the muscular back! Say so.
444
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,040
-Can you feel the top of my butt?
-Yes.
445
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,360
She moaned with pleasure.
-Come on!
446
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,760
Get on top of my butt.
-I'm upstairs.
447
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,520
-Not in it, eh!
-Dad warned me, eh.
448
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,480
Not like that in the house, eh!
449
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,760
-Tighten well with your hands,
Mr. Senator.
450
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,240
-Wait, wait.
I'm feeling good.
451
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,200
-Come on, find a good place to stay.
-Ah, I'm staying there.
452
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,960
-Tighten well with the top
of my butt. You are strong!
453
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:41,200
-Come on !
-I use intimate gel, it will slide.
454
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,800
He cries.
-Your thing is cold!
455
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,640
He groans.
-Squeeze hard with your hands!
456
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,080
They moan.
457
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,240
Tighten tightly.
-I can't do it anymore!
458
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,560
-Louder, Mr. Senator. Stronger.
He grumbles.
459
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,920
(animal tone)
-Come on!
460
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,280
Come on !
461
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,120
What is this?
-Gentlemen patriarchs!
462
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:09,080
You are now united forever
by sexism and homophobia!
463
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,960
-What the hell did she do?
-What did you believe?
464
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:15,520
That it was the return of brothels?
465
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,840
She screams.
Down with the bastards!
466
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,600
Down with the bastards!
467
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,920
Death to the masculine!
468
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,160
The idiots' vendetta,
It’s the death of idiots!
469
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,800
Let us impale all the males!
To death, to death, to death!
470
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,880
Down with the stronger sex!
471
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,560
You are pigs!
What a bunch of pigs!
472
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,680
-Little slut!
-Yourself!
473
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,840
I'm going to close your farm.
474
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,320
Sandra screams.
475
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,000
-No worries, gentlemen.
-To death! To death!
476
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,120
-Go, go, go, girls!
477
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,080
The peep show must go on!
478
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,480
-You raped me!
-No, no! She stuck with us!
479
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,840
-But stuck with what?
-She stuck with us.
480
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,240
She stuck with us.
481
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,960
I can't move anymore.
Molitor stutters.
482
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,280
-Fuck the patriarchy!
483
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,760
Fuck!
484
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,400
Come on, go ahead! Come on, go ahead!
485
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,560
Fuck!
486
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,080
-So, did you have one?
-Two !
487
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:15,680
I glued two of them.
-Eh ?
488
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,200
-Yeah.
-How ?
489
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,160
-I did what we planned.
490
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:23,880
But there were two politicians,
including the right-wing mayor, the homophobe.
491
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,320
-Bequet?
-Yeah !
492
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,760
-No ?
-I said to myself: “So lucky!”
493
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,720
And I glued them both together.
Together, one behind the other.
494
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,280
Astonished exclamations
495
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,040
-No?
-But yes!
496
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,200
-Han!
497
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,480
And did you take the photos?
-Oh, no!
498
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,880
-You didn't take the photos?
-No, damn it!
499
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,400
It's in a hurry.
-Nevermind.
500
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:46,160
That’s the beauty of the gesture.
You're serious.
501
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,200
But seriously, you know? Even Femen
in Ukraine have never done this.
502
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,120
-We get up.
-You hurt me.
503
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,240
-Well you too.
Don't turn around without telling me.
504
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,400
We have to get up, that's it.
-We're rocking. 1, 2, 3.
505
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:01,160
-Come on, be careful.
-Ouch!
506
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,240
-You hurt me!
-You too.
507
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,480
They count to 3.
Here we go.
508
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,600
I won't let you go, that's it.
509
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,200
There you go.
510
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,960
-So.
-Ouch, ouch, ouch.
511
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,320
-Where are we?
512
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,720
Is it a garage?
-Yes, it's a garage.
513
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,280
-Are we going that way?
-No, there are too many stairs.
514
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,600
They scream with joy.
515
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,880
The handle is right there.
-Yes. I can't take it.
516
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,880
-I can't either.
-Wait. So rock me.
517
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,920
-Be more attached like that.
518
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,360
-Like that ? Come on.
-No. It's stupid.
519
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,360
-Like that ? 1, 2, 3, go ahead.
-So. 1, 2, 3.
520
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,320
Béquet growls.
-Make it quickly.
521
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,480
Hurry, hurry.
-I open it, I open it!
522
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:46,800
-It's good, it's good.
He growls.
523
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,560
-Come on, there you go.
524
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,520
-Come on, we need to get out of here.
-Wait.
525
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,880
Left, right, left, right.
526
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,120
-Where is she?
-We need to find a car.
527
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,400
-Where is your car?
-I don't have any.
528
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,560
It was my wife who... accompanied me.
Where is your cash register?
529
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,320
-Never trust
to a right-wing guy.
530
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,440
-Now is not the time!
-Never !
531
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,600
-It's not the time
for political politics!
532
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,160
We have to get out of here, quickly.
-My car is over there.
533
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,240
-Then let's go there, quietly.
-Yeah.
534
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,120
-LEFT, RIGHT.
535
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,640
LEFT, RIGHT.
536
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,080
LEFT, RIGHT.
537
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,680
LEFT, RIGHT. LEFT, RIGHT.
538
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,680
-Mrs Bianca,
I had a big problem in the toilet.
539
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,040
Is it normal for the bezel to stick?
540
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,240
-Oh my, my!
Mr. Prefect...
541
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,440
Don't move, we'll take care of you.
542
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,800
-Is there a problem?
543
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,800
-Ouch.
544
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,800
-Where is your car?
545
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,760
-She's here.
-No ? Isn't that your car?
546
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,520
-Well, yes.
-Is it from Toys “R” Us?
547
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:55,080
-It's an electric car. You,
It's more of a big diesel that stains.
548
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,240
-You are parked on a delivery.
549
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,840
And it's critical
for disabled places.
550
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,680
-Yes, well me,
I deliver ideas, sir.
551
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,520
-That's it!
-Pardon.
552
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,360
Béquet groans.
553
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,160
-No sudden movements.
554
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,360
-Come on !
555
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,040
-I'll go first.
556
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,480
There you go, there you go...
557
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,040
Béquet growls.
558
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:21,840
Béquet screams in pain.
559
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,920
-Go ahead, go ahead.
Béquet shouts.
560
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,440
Tuck your feet in.
-Yeah, go ahead.
561
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,240
-Ah, there you go.
562
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,720
-Impossible, it looks like a baby seat.
I don't understand this car.
563
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,600
-It's electric and it's ecological.
564
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,600
How are you ?
-Yeah, it's okay.
565
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,600
-Not too tight?
-Well yes! But hey, no big deal.
566
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,120
-Where are we going?
-I don't know. I don't know.
567
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,200
In a discreet place,
until it comes off.
568
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,040
It's shameful.
569
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,840
But it's shameful.
570
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,800
But it's a shame, actually.
571
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,160
It's a shame!
572
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,360
But it's, it's...
573
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,800
I mean,
I am an honest citizen.
574
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,120
I am a mayor,
what's more, left and green.
575
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,320
I am a straight humanist,
third worldist, pacifist, humanist,
576
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,560
and there I am with a...
I'm with this... it's amazing!
577
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,720
-Hey, I'm here, eh!
-Yes, it's okay! It's shameful.
578
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,360
-I hear you.
-It's shameful, shame.
579
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,000
No... Pff!
580
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:36,040
No, I can't even
to find words, in fact, for...
581
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,720
for... I don't know!
Finally, it's shameful.
582
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,240
It's, it's...
583
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,080
Mentally, I can't even
to imagine what is happening.
584
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:45,920
It's a shame, actually!
585
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,600
It's a shame.
586
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,880
Oh shit ! I'm going to be late
at my meeting there.
587
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,600
I don't know how to explain this.
I don't even know!
588
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,360
-Damn, it's Valentine's Day!
-Well yes!
589
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,640
-Valentine's Day, I forgot!
590
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,560
Oh, damn! Tomorrow !
591
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,720
Tomorrow noon! Oh, no!
592
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,920
Well no, this afternoon!
593
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,520
No, this afternoon, my appointment
at the lake area with my wife.
594
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,480
Phew! Damn, the cow!
595
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,320
We had to repair our relationship.
-Yeah.
596
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,200
-We had to repair our relationship.
It's hot.
597
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,080
Oh no, it's hot.
Horn
598
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,840
-Come on, pass!
But what is he doing there?
599
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,360
-He must be drunk.
Slow down, I said. Slow down!
600
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:32,920
-I only do that.
601
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,520
Oh shit...
602
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,760
-Oh no, no, shit, shit...
What does she want?
603
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,680
-Good morning.
-Good evening.
604
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,080
-You scared us.
I thought it wasn't you.
605
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,760
-Actually, I'm teaching him to drive.
It's accompanied driving.
606
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:51,680
Beeps
607
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,520
-Excuse us,
we left in a hurry.
608
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,280
-Yes.
-We forgot to pay.
609
00:33:56,440 --> 00:34:00,360
-Finally, you forgot.
He had to pay the bill.
610
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,960
Afterwards, he didn't do it, so...
611
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,040
And we left...
exited from the rear.
612
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,800
-Me too, I had to.
Don't worry, Mr. Mayor.
613
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:13,040
You, we could have skipped this
on your daddy's bill.
614
00:34:13,199 --> 00:34:16,840
But the "ecological",
it's not reliable, financially speaking.
615
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,920
-It's true.
- Pierced baskets.
616
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:23,080
-It is unfortunately true.
-Reflections of climate skeptics.
617
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,280
How much do I owe you?
-1,300 euros.
618
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,080
We offered you the peanuts.
-1,300 euros?
619
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:29,840
No, but anyway...
-Thank you.
620
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,239
-Well, I don't even win
1,300 euros per month, me.
621
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,120
-It will teach you how to cut
half your wages.
622
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,760
By pure demagoguery, moreover.
-Give me that.
623
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:44,840
Can we make an expense report?
I never do it, it's exceptional.
624
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:49,440
-Yes, darling, it's me.
It was to tell you that I had a...
625
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,679
It'll last a little longer
than expected.
626
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,560
But I'm not far from convincing him.
627
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,880
So... He offers me
that I go and sleep at his place...
628
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,600
so we can talk about it tomorrow
with a relaxed head.
629
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,560
That's it, otherwise, uh...
630
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:08,680
There you go, I really apologize
setbacks and I love you.
631
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,640
I love you, there you go, I love you.
632
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,640
And I'm getting eaten up by work,
but it won't happen anymore. So.
633
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,400
I love you. Good night.
634
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,040
(Oh, damn...)
635
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,040
I had to put the pieces back together.
It's a mess.
636
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,880
-I have to make a call too.
-Eh ?
637
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,240
-I have to make a call. Silence.
-Make your call.
638
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,800
What ?
639
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,800
-Hello ? Yes, shall I wake you up?
640
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:45,520
No, sorry, excuse me.
641
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,400
No, but I didn't know if you were asleep.
642
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,160
Yes, no, I called you to tell you,
you know, I couldn't come home.
643
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,520
Yes, finally, I had...
644
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,880
Finally, yesterday I...
I don't know how... Well...
645
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,840
I had a stroke. Well, no, no!
A mini stroke.
646
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,480
No, but just a little veil
on the eyes, nothing serious.
647
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,400
To be on the safe side, I told myself:
“I’m going to sleep at the hotel.”
648
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,200
And it was less far
for tomorrow's important meeting.
649
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,840
See? Eh ?
650
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,520
Yes. Yes yes ! Yes yes.
651
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,480
Yes, but don't worry!
No, but...
652
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,640
Listen, I'm going to bed,
I'm going to turn it off.
653
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,400
There, I go under a tunnel, so...
654
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,920
No, but... Well, I mean,
I'm in my room.
655
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,160
But there is no window,
there are only load-bearing walls.
656
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,160
Yes ? Hello ? Hello ?
657
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,840
Yes, I take care of myself.
Good night.
658
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,840
Good night !
659
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,160
-Well, well done, eh!
660
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,520
Ah, well done!
-What ?
661
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,560
-It's a good excuse, eh!
You are strong, huh? Wow! Bluffed.
662
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:54,760
-But I don't know!
I'm not used to lying!
663
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,080
-Are you sure he will help us?
-Yes !
664
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,600
It's thanks to me that he got
the land for his clinic.
665
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,040
I arranged his affairs,
he can refuse me nothing, believe me.
666
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,880
Plus, we're part of the same lodge,
so it creates links.
667
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,400
-Yeah.
668
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,160
That's where there's a cavity.
669
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,320
There, care would be needed
further in this area.
670
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,480
-All right.
671
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,200
The intercom rings.
672
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,520
-Ah...
673
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,560
A dog barks.
674
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:32,080
-Hide, hide.
-I'm hiding from you.
675
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,640
The ringing continues.
-You put him in the recovery room.
676
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,000
...
Who is coming to piss me off at this hour?
677
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,120
...
678
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,360
Who is it ?
*-Uh, it’s Béquet.
679
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,000
-Bequet? What is it?
I'm finishing an operation.
680
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,600
*-Open up, it's important.
Very important.
681
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,480
-Okay, okay. I'm coming.
682
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:58,640
-Okay, uh...
683
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,520
Be natural.
-Of course.
684
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,920
An umbrella without rain is natural.
685
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,120
-I don't want to be recognized.
686
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,160
I know people
in the equestrian world.
687
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,840
I rode pony for 10 years.
-Come on, come on.
688
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:15,400
It's really bad luck. We have
an activist who put up posters.
689
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,160
She had a pot of glue,
she was on the axis. And here it is...
690
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,320
She stuck with us, so it's...
691
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,160
-You are going to settle down
quietly in the box here.
692
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,200
Molitor shouts.
-Ouch!
693
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,920
-There's a slope, huh?
-Yes !
694
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,640
-Ouch!
-Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! I felt good.
695
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,240
-And we're heading... nicely.
696
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,200
So...
697
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,840
What good wind brings you?
698
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,520
-Well, like I told you, eh,
it's...
699
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,640
There it is...
-Ah!
700
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,320
-Attention.
-Don't move.
701
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,360
-It looks painful.
-Come on !
702
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,080
Come on !
-I'll take it off... so you can see.
703
00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,040
The vet slams his pants on.
Molitor screams.
704
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,920
-Sorry, I'm not used to it
to work with humans.
705
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,240
Okay... Can I?
706
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,160
-Yes, please.
-Go for it.
707
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,360
-So...
708
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,560
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
709
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,080
Ah... OK.
710
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,800
Okay. I'll try the thinner.
-Ah.
711
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:27,120
-I put some on chickens that get caught
feathers in glue traps.
712
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:31,080
-It's very embarrassing.
He treats me like a chicken.
713
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:33,360
-Isn't that embarrassing for me? Eh ?
714
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,720
We play bridge with our wives.
-Ah good ?
715
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,640
-It is based on acetone,
so it's not eco-friendly.
716
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:42,960
Eh ? I recognized you!
-Yes... It's okay, it's good!
717
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,520
Molitor chuckles and sighs.
-Come on, hop!
718
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,480
Be careful, it will sting a little.
-Yes, warn.
719
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,680
Ouch!
720
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,320
Forceful friction
721
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,440
-Come on!
722
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,480
Molitor and Béquet moan.
723
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,520
-It's embarrassing!
...
724
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,520
It's embarrassing! Calm down there.
Calm down!
725
00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,320
It's okay, it's good! Calm down!
-I'm sorry.
726
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,280
-It's not possible!
-I'm sorry, but...
727
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,320
It's the movement.
- Calm down!
728
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,520
-I don't know what glue is,
but it hasn't moved a bit.
729
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,000
-It hasn't moved...
-What do we do?
730
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,560
We're not going to stay like this?
731
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,880
-We operate.
Cut the skin in contact,
732
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,320
remove epidermis
and sew with fishing line.
733
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,760
I have more than that.
With Covid, there is a shortage.
734
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,440
-No, no! No, I'm not going to cut
my part in contact.
735
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,960
I only have one.
It's not a fishing rod.
736
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,720
-Move forward a little, there.
-Eh ?
737
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,120
I, I... Come on!
738
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,480
They scream.
739
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,920
Okay, that’s okay!
740
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:42,080
Come on, it's okay. A little courage.
A little courage.
741
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,960
Come on, let's go. Come on, let's go.
-Come on.
742
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,000
Blowing spoiler.
743
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,480
-You are walking dangerously.
You risk tearing.
744
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,840
-The tear?
-A tear? No, indefensible.
745
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,920
-Much too irregular,
too anarchic, there!
746
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,240
You're going to get hurt.
747
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,800
To maintain your physical integrity,
748
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:08,280
understand that you have just passed
from bipeds to quadrupeds.
749
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,880
Quadrupedalism,
there are two types of walking.
750
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,240
The diagonal. We place the limbs
right anterior and left posterior.
751
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,000
Go ahead, it's good. Then the members
left anterior and right posterior.
752
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,160
-Yeah...
753
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,080
-But there is another solution
simpler and faster, the amble.
754
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,440
We place the limbs
right anterior and right posterior
755
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,800
then the members
left anterior and left posterior.
756
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,400
-Like that ? That's good.
-So ! Alright.
757
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,680
A quadruped poses its two limbs
on the same side simultaneously.
758
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,480
-Oh yes !
-Like horses, dogs and primates.
759
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,920
Never forget, gentlemen,
that we are primates.
760
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:51,280
Amble reduces oscillations
of the center of mass
761
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,720
who is so dear to you this evening.
Alright !
762
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,320
-It's great.
It's great! We are good!
763
00:41:56,480 --> 00:42:00,320
-We're going to try a gallop. It can
allow you to save your skin.
764
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,200
GOOD !
-Be careful, though.
765
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,120
-Here we go !
-Wow! Okay...
766
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,400
-The gallop! Alright !
-All right.
767
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,040
-Alright ! That's it, that's better.
-Ouch, ouch!
768
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,680
They gasp.
-Very good.
769
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,920
* Almost all ugly
(Vaginitis)
770
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:23,360
*...
771
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,280
-Hey!
772
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,520
-Hey !
773
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,440
-SO ?
774
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,080
Well done, Elise.
775
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,400
-No. You call me Sandra.
-Oh?
776
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,560
-That's my call girl name.
777
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:41,520
No, but I can't believe it.
I stuck two big bastards in one go!
778
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,680
-Yeah.
779
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:48,160
-Frankly, maybe it's
the first time in history.
780
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,480
Eh ?
781
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:53,880
-No, no, no.
He-she was a first timer.
782
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,520
If “knotty” we want “entirely”
783
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,720
take control
of our lives as women,
784
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,000
he-she is very important...
785
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,320
No! Or even “imperative”,
786
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,960
that the stories that
"gnarly" let's tell our "children",
787
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,760
start "now"
by “once upon a time”. Yeah !
788
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:14,080
So, after centuries
of universal masculine,
789
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,920
"gnarly" will finally speak
of the universal feminine.
790
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,280
Oh yeah!
791
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,520
Anyway, once upon a time he-she
centuries of brothels, damn!
792
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,600
“Messy”? “Messy”?
793
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,760
With enslaved women.
794
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,760
“Slavers”?
Oh, damn! I stop.
795
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,560
Phew! Sorry. I'm going out
from my lesson in inclusiveness, I can't take it anymore.
796
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:41,200
I wanted to say that it's anachronistic,
these neo-whore bars.
797
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:45,120
-So you're at de Beauvoir or...
-No, to Niki de Saint-Phalle.
798
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:48,920
-Oh yes !
-But there are still real brothels.
799
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,000
In Germany, Spain,
in Belgium, Switzerland.
800
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,800
Um... there are some in Austria.
801
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,160
And with that...
802
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,640
you can close them anywhere.
803
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:01,440
Call girl!
804
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,280
-CALL-GIRL!
805
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,440
They utter a war cry.
806
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,120
...
807
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,760
-She is a sophrologist, you never know.
-Sophrologist...
808
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,320
It's not with homeopathy
that we're going to get through this...
809
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,880
-That has nothing to do with it.
810
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,800
-It's not for nothing
that it is not reimbursed.
811
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:28,680
-It's okay, she's waiting for us.
Let's go there.
812
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,640
Come on, 1, 2, 3!
-1, 2, 3!
813
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,080
-So.
814
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,360
I close the door, eh. Pardon.
815
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,080
Come on ! Come on, come on.
816
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,200
At once.
-Yes, very good.
817
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:44,680
-Left, right. What a good idea,
to fasten yourself by the belt.
818
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:45,840
-Yes.
819
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,320
-You see? We walk at the same time.
820
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,040
-"On" at the same time...
That reminds me of someone.
821
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,400
Barking
Don't move!
822
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,880
Don't move, you bastard!
Spread your legs.
823
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:01,080
Spread your legs!
Where is your soft drug? Eh ?
824
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,680
Come on, ma'am. Pass.
825
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,640
Were you thinking of doing it to me?
-No.
826
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,400
-Are you playing stupid?
-But...
827
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,240
-Come on, madam. Go for it.
Go ahead, ma'am.
828
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,120
Go for it !
829
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,960
-Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
-It was nothing !
830
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,040
-It's good, there!
-Shut up, you! Shut up, you!
831
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,720
-Ouch! Damn...
-I have to be the police.
832
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:22,680
Our police force is overwhelmed.
Eh ? She is understaffed.
833
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,600
Imagine! If I wasn't there,
he would sell his drugs under your windows.
834
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,880
Eh ? Because of lax justice!
835
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,680
How many times have they released you?
-I surrender !
836
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,400
It's good there.
-Shut up ! Shut up !
837
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,720
Come on ! Go home, ma'am.
838
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,680
-Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
-But you're welcome. Madam !
839
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,600
You elected me for security,
so that's the least we can do.
840
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:49,440
Now go home, go to sleep
on both your ears. Zero tolerance!
841
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,600
I can tell you that fear,
she will change sides. Do you hear?
842
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,440
Do you hear that? Little bastard, go!
-Go away!
843
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,920
-Come back.
-Go!
844
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,600
-What, you? Shut up !
845
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,360
Go home!
-THANKS.
846
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,120
-Go home! It's going to happen
things not to see.
847
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,920
-But come back!
-Come home! Shut up, you!
848
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,200
-I have a weapon, there!
-Oh? Do you have a weapon?
849
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,560
-I have a weapon!
-And this one? Do you see this weapon?
850
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,200
Come home, madam!
851
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,560
Come home!
852
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:18,760
Barking
853
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,760
(Ah, she's gone!)
854
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,440
Sorry, I was violent.
-No, but...
855
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,400
-I had to be credible.
Attention ! At once.
856
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,920
Come on, go. LEFT.
857
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,760
-Left, right.
858
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,000
Left, right, left.
859
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,640
-There, very good.
860
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,000
Alright.
861
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:41,720
Alright.
862
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,760
Doorbell
863
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,360
-Ah!
-Are you okay, Pascal?
864
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,520
-Yes.
-Is that you, that noise?
865
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,280
-No, they're young people.
866
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,440
Molitor stammers.
Young people.
867
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:58,560
-I'll explain to you there.
868
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:01,600
-But I thought you were alone?
-No, he's a colleague.
869
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,000
-Good evening, madam.
-Hello, Mr. Mayor.
870
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,280
-Are we going in? It's important.
-Yes.
871
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,680
-Let's go home quickly,
because you never know. So.
872
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,520
-Patatras!
-There you go, badaboum.
873
00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:20,560
-We ended up like this.
We're like idiots.
874
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:23,040
-It's a good idea,
that you came.
875
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,040
It makes me very, very happy.
It's been a long time.
876
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,520
-It's been 12 years.
877
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,920
-It's true.
Four three-year cycles.
878
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,360
Already !
-Yeah.
879
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,680
-We experienced beautiful things together.
-Okay...
880
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,440
-Magnificent.
She laughs.
881
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,400
-You remember your surprise
on my birthday?
882
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,160
We went to Mont-Saint-Michel.
-Yes !
883
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,560
(-It's not true...)
884
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,240
-There was, there was...
885
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,000
There were too many people
at La Mère Poularde.
886
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,680
-It's true.
-We couldn't.
887
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,840
-We didn't eat an omelette.
(-Ouch, ouch, ouch.)
888
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,680
-Do you remember? We didn't go
no longer on the cathedral.
889
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,160
There were too many people.
-Too many people.
890
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:07,280
We didn't go to quicksand.
Without a guide, it's too dangerous.
891
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,400
-Yes, but there were too many people.
892
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,640
(-Oh my...)
893
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,000
-It makes memories, all that, eh!
Well, it's old now.
894
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,400
(-Okay, well there... There you go.)
-Well yes!
895
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,720
There is wine that has flowed under the bridges.
896
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,760
Béquet sighs.
897
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,800
She is crying.
(-Oh my...)
898
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,960
-I liked you, Pascal.
(-Hey, as if by chance.)
899
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,560
-I left
because you didn't fulfill me sexually.
900
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:34,080
I hope you don't blame me.
(-Oh my...)
901
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:35,960
-I don't blame you, no.
902
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,880
No, it's me who...
It's me, I'm stupid.
903
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,080
I should have held you back, you see.
904
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,920
Yeah. I would have had treatment.
905
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,440
But hey!
(-Yes, come on.)
906
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:47,600
-You know, I've turned the page.
907
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:51,880
-Know that you are the most beautiful page
from the great book of my past.
908
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,040
-Ah good ?
909
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,240
-That tells you
that we open the little book of the present?
910
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,240
Things are happening, right!
-Oh yes ! It's true.
911
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,640
I dissolve it with essential oils.
912
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,360
Raise your palms to the sky,
extend your arms.
913
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,520
-So.
914
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:11,000
-And we will inhale through our nose
by inflating the thorax.
915
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,840
Molitor takes a deep breath.
916
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,960
Exhale through your mouth, deflating
the thorax three times in a row.
917
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,800
They exhale powerfully,
with the exception of Béquet.
918
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,840
...
919
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,480
Molitor sobs.
920
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,960
Welcome all feelings.
921
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,960
Emotional, mental, physical...
922
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,640
Create a bond with baby. Baby is here.
923
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,920
He sees everything, he knows everything.
924
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,520
-Baby ? What...
925
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:51,120
-Han! Oh, sorry.
It's... it's the habit.
926
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,720
Béquet sighs.
Okay...
927
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,200
I'm going to use the essential oil
lemon balm and citrus.
928
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,320
It dissolves kidney stones,
it will stick.
929
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:04,200
I smell something that could...
930
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,560
maybe your genitals,
Mr. Mayor. Is it possible?
931
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,640
-Yes, yes, it's me, that's it.
932
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,280
It's my penis is... in the air.
-Mom ?
933
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,440
Who are these gentlemen?
934
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,760
-Well, it's...
parents, my darling.
935
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,320
-What are you doing?
936
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,800
-Are you almost finished, Sophie?
-Almost.
937
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,080
-By the way, how did you glue them,
the two big ones?
938
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:36,640
-One behind the other.
-Yeah, okay, but how?
939
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:40,560
-Well, uh... one's cock
in the crack of the other's buttocks.
940
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,960
For a brothel customer,
moreover homophobic,
941
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,600
that says it all!
942
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,000
-Well yeah!
-What does that mean?
943
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,040
-Well, we ridicule him.
944
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:55,160
The hard right is against gays.
We put him in the opposite situation.
945
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,880
-Well yeah!
-Well, I'm not sure, eh.
946
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:02,040
We could also believe
that he is ultimately gay,
947
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,200
that he was a victim of revenge porn
came from a lover.
948
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,480
-But no !
-Well yes! Clearly.
949
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,120
-We put him in the position of a homo
even though he is against it.
950
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:15,320
-But he's not gay.
We're going to say that we're ridiculing gays.
951
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,920
We want to ridicule straight people.
It's stupid.
952
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,680
-We don't get by anymore,
we can't do anything anymore.
953
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,440
-Finally, there is another problem.
Perhaps even more serious.
954
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,000
-What ?
955
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,440
-Wow! It's moving too much there.
-What ?
956
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:33,560
-Since yesterday's tests,
I couldn't get it off.
957
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:35,120
Yeah, that sucks.
958
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:37,040
-Wait, what?
-Yeah...
959
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,320
-Ah, shit!
960
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,240
-No kidding,
Where did you get the glue?
961
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,480
-Well, to Ariane Group.
-What ?
962
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,640
-I have a friend who works there.
963
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,760
-You wanted glue
impossible to remove.
964
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,800
-Yeah, there...
965
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:54,880
-It's the one they use, you know,
to stick the tiles on the capsules.
966
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,520
Well, obviously, it's...
-How am I going to do it?
967
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,440
-Well,
and our two big boomers, especially?
968
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,160
What do we do?
969
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,120
-Effectively.
They must be seriously freaked out there, huh?
970
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,000
Well, that’s it, wait!
971
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,040
-We have to find them, but where?
972
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,960
-It's going to land on us.
-Béquet must be in the emergency room.
973
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,480
The doctors all vote on the right.
-Yeah.
974
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,520
Sighs
-Oh, damn...
975
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,040
I have to go pee.
-Me too, I really want it.
976
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,720
-Ah, yaw, yaw, yaw.
-Yeah.
977
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,160
Put your foot down there.
Go ahead, go ahead.
978
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,800
-Come on ! Come on !
979
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,160
That's it, I'm concentrating...
980
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,280
Hurry, hurry!
981
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,280
Come on, come on!
982
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,200
Sigh
983
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,720
-There you go.
984
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,520
Did you see?
I didn't make fun of your poster.
985
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,280
-Yeah, I appreciate it.
But the balloon is going to explode.
986
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,800
-Yes, I'm hurrying.
987
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,440
They moan.
988
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,960
...
989
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,480
-She's nice, all the same, Sylvie.
Eh ?
990
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:12,680
-Yes, she is nice.
-Oh yes !
991
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,320
-A cow too, that’s nice.
Kindness isn't everything.
992
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,720
You know, I'll tell you,
kindness wears out couples.
993
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,440
Believe me, eh.
994
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:27,080
Like fruit jellies. At the beginning,
we love it, then at the end, we are disgusted.
995
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:30,080
-Okay, I'm done. And you ?
-Me too.
996
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,840
Sorry, I went behind your back.
-Me too.
997
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,720
-Sorry, I drank too much. Usually,
I hold back for 2, 3 hours.
998
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,080
But there, I couldn't.
999
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:42,280
And even you succeeded
to hold you, despite your prostate.
1000
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:47,280
-Ah yes, that’s true. Normally,
I go to the bathroom ten times a night.
1001
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,800
No, but here, I thank heaven...
1002
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:51,960
Oh, no!
1003
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:54,200
-What ?
-There's a camera there!
1004
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,040
-Shit !
-They are everywhere!
1005
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,000
There are dozens of cameras
video surveillance.
1006
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,040
-Hundreds.
-Hundreds?
1007
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,560
-I know. It's not me
who hired the video surveillance people,
1008
00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:06,880
but I know where they are watching from.
1009
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,280
-Hide!
1010
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,480
There is light!
-Hey! What's wrong there?
1011
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,080
-Pardon ?
-But what the hell are you doing?
1012
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:16,800
-Good morning.
-So hello, ma'am.
1013
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,520
So my colleague and I
let's check the surface of the swimming pools.
1014
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,560
You are above
non-taxable limitations.
1015
00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:27,960
Little tax guzzlers like you,
We're watching you, don't play!
1016
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,200
-We will know that hot water
does nothing against this glue.
1017
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:35,840
-Gentlemen? I need help,
I have just been attacked.
1018
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,720
-You bastard!
*-Are you in pain?
1019
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,760
-Yes.
*-Is there blood?
1020
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,880
-No.
*-Go see a doctor.
1021
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,880
-It's there.
-They are closed.
1022
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,000
*-The pharmacy on call
knows the doctor on duty.
1023
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,080
-But I was attacked,
I have to file a complaint.
1024
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,000
-It's an emergency.
-No, but I was attacked.
1025
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:56,160
-Yes, but us too,
and we don't make a drama out of it.
1026
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,880
Can you open up for us?
*-No, it's closed.
1027
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:03,760
-It's an emergency.
*-No one comes in, it’s ultra-secure.
1028
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,040
-Sir, I am the mayor.
*-That's it! Prove it.
1029
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,040
What is your name?
-Spoiler.
1030
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,520
*-Ah! Okay. I open,
but don't let the lady in.
1031
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,080
-There you go, count on us. THANKS.
1032
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,880
Sorry, ma'am.
This is a case of force majeure. THANKS.
1033
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,680
-Mr. Mayor, welcome.
1034
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,320
-THANKS.
1035
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:31,840
Uh, I came to do a little audit
with Mr. Molitor.
1036
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,400
-I recognize you!
1037
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:36,160
You were at my meetings,
for the regional ones.
1038
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:40,360
-Mr. Molitor...
The vote is secret, normally.
1039
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:41,640
-Mr. the mayor?
1040
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:45,360
It's been a while since we saw you
go in front of the screens, there.
1041
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,040
We were surprised,
to see yourself as gay.
1042
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,880
Not toofriendly,
if I may.
1043
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,280
-We monitored video
cows together?
1044
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,000
-Yes!
-Remind me. No ?
1045
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,080
-And you ? Are you okay, Mr. Molitor?
1046
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:01,360
-Yes, it's okay.
But I recognize you.
1047
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,920
We cut GMOs together,
is that it?
1048
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,600
-Yeah.
-Oh, well it's okay. It's okay, it's okay...
1049
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:10,040
We work. We work, we work.
-No.
1050
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,320
-We are not going to tell his life story.
-Oh no, no!
1051
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,400
You don't take the problem
from the right end. I told you about it!
1052
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,160
-What's going on?
1053
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,400
-I was telling Mr. Molitor
that political ecology
1054
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:25,400
was more catastrophic
than disasters.
1055
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,960
-Yes !
A hell of a bunch of soft balls.
1056
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,360
-You lower your pants
in front of the lobbies.
1057
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,440
-And there we have a great example!
1058
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,760
-But it's not easy to oppose
to a productive society,
1059
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,240
corrupted by lobbies.
-Mr. Molitor!
1060
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,280
Mr. Molitor, we will achieve nothing
without an environmentalist dictatorship.
1061
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,440
We talked about it.
1062
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,640
-Based onNegative ecology,
by Lévi-Strauss.
1063
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:51,680
-And by rejecting what Harari calls
in his book Sapiens,
1064
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,840
dominant males
who are "violent and brutal",
1065
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,840
source of our misfortunes.
-But...
1066
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:01,600
-More and more individualistic,
the people vote by reflex of identity,
1067
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,840
for populist leaders,
opportunists.
1068
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,680
-And here we have a good example.
1069
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:09,600
-No, but...
-Okay, hey! Are you going to calm down?
1070
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,600
Let's refocus the debate for 2 seconds!
1071
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:15,840
The day has not arrived when someone
of this office will take my place!
1072
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,800
All right ?
So I'm the one in charge.
1073
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,560
I'm the one in charge!
1074
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,120
You delete the videos for me
where you see me and Mr. Molitor.
1075
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:28,640
Is it clear in your heads?
Is it clear in your heads?
1076
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:31,800
It's an order!
-And it will be done, Mr. Mayor.
1077
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:33,560
It will be done!
-At the right time.
1078
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:37,880
-For double the images,
what do we do? Finally, for the memory?
1079
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,320
We send them to your home
or at the soft ass?
1080
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,840
-Honestly, it’s incredible.
1081
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:48,200
But without kidding,
It's a nest of opponents here.
1082
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,000
A real Trojan horse!
1083
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,200
Blowing spoiler.
1084
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,160
I have to fire this HR manager.
1085
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,680
Even if she's the prefect's daughter.
-I know.
1086
00:57:55,840 --> 00:58:01,360
If we listen to people, there is always
solutions. But it's not that simple.
1087
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:05,600
-In any case, they gave you the hell
mouth full.
1088
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,480
-To you too, eh!
-Not you anymore, anyway.
1089
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:12,760
-Finally, I don't think about you anymore.
-It was you they were targeting.
1090
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,400
-Anyway, no one votes anymore.
1091
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,040
Soon there will be no one left
who to vote for.
1092
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:24,000
Honestly, I'm fed up,
of all these idiots who are never happy.
1093
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,080
I'm on the verge
to stop this shitty job.
1094
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,280
Two fingers away!
1095
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,040
-You know,
if we don't find a solution...
1096
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,520
we will have no other choice
than quit this shitty job.
1097
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,360
-The pharmacy is closed.
-Too bad, we're going to the emergency room.
1098
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,000
-Can you open the door for me?
-It's a move to finish on Tik Tok.
1099
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:47,000
-Please.
1100
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:53,080
-I find that these two guys are stuck together,
we got it all wrong, no kidding.
1101
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,720
-Yeah, we get it.
1102
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,440
-Okay...
-Yeah!
1103
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,360
-We'll see if they're in there
or do we break up?
1104
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,800
-Come on, let's go.
-Let's go, then.
1105
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:14,960
What is this car?
1106
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,520
-It's weird.
-Yeah.
1107
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,120
-She was moving forward,
but there's no one inside.
1108
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,320
(-Get down!
It's her! It's her!)
1109
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:26,920
-What do they want from us?
There are three of them. It's harassment.
1110
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,760
What the hell is this?
-Don't stay there.
1111
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,480
It will arouse suspicion.
-Should I turn off the headlights?
1112
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,840
-No !
Absolutely not, it's even worse.
1113
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,680
-What do I do?
-I don't know.
1114
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,080
Come on, you have to back up. Back off!
-Okay, okay.
1115
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,200
I don't see anything.
-Done with the rear view camera.
1116
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:44,880
Back off!
-I try!
1117
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,680
-Oh...
-Hey!
1118
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:52,120
-Ah, that’s weird.
-Oh yeah!
1119
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:58,320
It must be
the first autonomous cars.
1120
00:59:58,480 --> 01:00:01,520
They try them at night,
before invading us with it.
1121
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,560
Another wanker invention!
1122
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:05,280
-You forgot the permafrost.
1123
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:09,800
1,400 gigatons of CO2 in shape
decaying plants and animals
1124
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:11,880
which just need to thaw.
1125
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,720
-With policies
who just fool around, we're screwed.
1126
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,080
-Speaking of thawing,
did you make ice cubes for the aperitif?
1127
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,600
-Good idea, ice cubes!
Think about future generations.
1128
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,560
Laughs
1129
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,200
-Are they still there?
-I don't know.
1130
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,160
I'm focused now.
1131
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,720
Look at you.
-Come on, I'll look.
1132
01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,000
We sowed them.
1133
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,560
-On ?
-Certain.
1134
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,840
He is there. It's his car.
-Everything I hate.
1135
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,760
A US SUV...
-Don't start...
1136
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:48,040
You drive a shoe
with wheels.
1137
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:52,440
-I saw your car outside, Gilles.
1138
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,440
-Hey! All right, folks?
1139
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,320
How are you, folks?
-Medium. Very, very average.
1140
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,040
-What's the matter, guys?
What's the matter, guys?
1141
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,240
-Speak French, please!
1142
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:06,000
We're not customers here.
-Okay. No problem.
1143
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,560
No problem.
-We are in deep trouble.
1144
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,080
We're both hooked.
Anyway, I'll explain.
1145
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:14,240
But we'd be better off inside.
1146
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,920
-I want to, but it's forbidden
to homosexuals here.
1147
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,600
It's forbidden.
-But that’s not it, Gilles!
1148
01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:23,240
Let us in.
-We're not gay.
1149
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,240
-Nothing to see. I will explain to you.
1150
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:27,640
-What the hell are you doing?
1151
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,200
Béquet sighs.
1152
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,360
There you go.
-Okay, are you okay? Business?
1153
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,760
-Well no.
1154
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,600
Gilles sighs.
1155
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,560
Since Trump was defeated...
-Shit !
1156
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,280
-It's not that serious.
1157
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,000
-Well, it's a disaster.
1158
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,680
It’s gloom and doom.
-Ah good ?
1159
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:53,400
-Well yes! We got hit after hit
the yellow vests, the yellow vests,
1160
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:58,600
the anti-vax, the anti-vax,
the anti-meat, the anti-meat again.
1161
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,400
Black Lives Matter,
Black Lives Matter.
1162
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:03,880
-No, but...
-Leetchi's crates.
1163
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:06,000
No, Leetchi's prize pools.
1164
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,160
What do you call that?
-The prize pools, yes.
1165
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:13,240
-Raclette machines,
raclette machines.
1166
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,520
Fondue machines.
Fondue machines.
1167
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,920
Bread machines.
Bread machines!
1168
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:22,800
We got everything! We got everything.
It was a massacre, a massacre.
1169
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:25,160
I can't say it any other way.
1170
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:30,200
Not to mention streaming. Streaming!
I don't even talk about it.
1171
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,880
Podcasts! Podcasts.
The... No! The, the...
1172
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:38,000
Zoom them! The Zooms.
The platforms, the platforms, the...
1173
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,960
Everything! All !
Home video, home video.
1174
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,600
The, the, the...
1175
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:45,960
It's incredible,
people no longer leave their homes.
1176
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,960
People live in self-sufficiency.
1177
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,680
Do you realize?
How am I doing here?
1178
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:52,720
I have a wonderful tool.
1179
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,760
But I find myself alone.
I find myself alone.
1180
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:59,240
It has become untenable.
It has become untenable.
1181
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,000
I say it and I repeat it,
it has become untenable.
1182
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,680
It really has become untenable.
Untenable!
1183
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,680
It's crazy!
1184
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,480
It's crazy.
1185
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,120
It's the end of the bin'z.
It's the end of the bin'z.
1186
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,360
-No, but frankly, it's annoying.
I don't know...
1187
01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,400
You repeat everything twice, in fact.
1188
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,960
Do you realize?
It's stressful.
1189
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,320
-That's not the question.
-Molitor!
1190
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,320
-No, but I...
-Molitor! Let it go.
1191
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,800
-Listen to your friend.
1192
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,960
-No, but...
-Uh, Gilles?
1193
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,280
We need your equipment.
1194
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:38,160
-Do you need my equipment?
-We need it.
1195
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,720
-But what material?
1196
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,760
-This one.
1197
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,480
-Are you sure?
Things are going to change badly.
1198
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,000
-We have to do something radical.
Wait!
1199
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,600
If I raise my hand, stop.
-It's going to move.
1200
01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,440
-Aren't there several speeds?
We want it to shake up a little.
1201
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:57,320
-I have more to lose than you.
-I put it at minimum speed.
1202
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,200
And then I'm going to speed up.
1203
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,520
Rodeo music
I'm going to speed up.
1204
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:07,960
...
1205
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,080
-Go ahead, go ahead!
1206
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,240
Béquet and Molitor shout.
1207
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:15,440
Be careful, I'm going to fall there.
1208
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,080
Coward. Coward.
I said “cowardly”! Ouch!
1209
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,920
They scream in pain.
1210
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,240
...
1211
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,880
Gilles! Gilles! Gilles!
1212
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,000
...
1213
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,200
-Ah, damn... Piss off!
1214
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,480
But what the hell are we doing here?
-I have more ideas.
1215
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,760
-The desertification of the countryside,
That's it, we're there!
1216
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:41,280
It's still nice.
1217
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,080
You didn't let me go
on the mechanical bull.
1218
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,440
You know, maybe you got me
saved Béquet’s life.
1219
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,240
-Yes, well, I'm not crazy either,
you know.
1220
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,040
I want to stay whole, so...
1221
01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,840
We are all in this story.
-We all hold together, yes.
1222
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:04,800
Didier, you say less and less
bullshit, be careful.
1223
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,280
Shit ! Damn, shit!
-What ?
1224
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:15,480
-I no longer have any barrettes.
Piss off! I'm on reserve.
1225
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,840
I have at most two kilometers left.
1226
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:21,320
Absolutely must
that I find a socket to recharge.
1227
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,880
-Shit electric car!
You sold it to me!
1228
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,200
What a scam...
-Oh, damn...
1229
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,080
-We're going to be again
the cuckolds of history.
1230
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:34,640
If you take power,
the yellow vests will stick to your ass.
1231
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,960
-Fuck...
1232
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:39,200
Damn, we need to reload.
-I know.
1233
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:40,880
Wait !
-What ?
1234
01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:43,160
-Wait. Come on, move forward.
-Yeah ?
1235
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,600
-Our chance is here, look.
-The statue of Jean Jaurès? Is that it?
1236
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,680
No, but be careful, Béquet!
You're turning left!
1237
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:54,880
-But no, I'm talking to you about that,
of the defibrillator. They're everywhere here.
1238
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:58,600
I know, I voted against
to communities of municipalities. But...
1239
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,480
Well, it happened anyway.
1240
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:04,600
-Do you think there is a catch?
-Well, uh...
1241
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:05,960
I don't know.
1242
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:09,120
I skip the commissions,
but it's electricity.
1243
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,000
Like your cart.
1244
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,240
-This is the male plug.
-Attention.
1245
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:16,720
That's it, it's good. So.
1246
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,400
It's okay, I have it.
1247
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:21,040
-It's good ?
-I have the thing, there. So.
1248
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,240
-Hurry up !
-Wait ! I don't know anything about it.
1249
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,440
-There is a female socket inside.
-Female? It's what ?
1250
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:31,080
*-Call emergency services.
-Take this.
1251
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,040
-So.
-There, I'll take that off.
1252
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,040
*-Start by stripping
the patient's chest.
1253
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,040
-It's good ?
-Come on, put it on!
1254
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,400
They scream in pain.
1255
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:47,120
*-Take off completely
one of the white electrodes.
1256
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,520
Apply the electrode firmly...
1257
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,440
Molitor sighs.
1258
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,680
Mr Jean Jaurès.
1259
01:06:56,840 --> 01:07:00,520
You know, right now,
for the left...
1260
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,600
the wind is bad.
1261
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,360
*-I got you !
1262
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:17,440
-De Gaulle?
1263
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,800
*-This means
that we must open the paths...
1264
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:25,760
-Is that you, De Gaulle?
*-... which were closed...
1265
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,280
-Pascal? Pascal, stay with me.
1266
01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:32,360
Stay with me, I'm with you.
-It's okay, it's okay!
1267
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,120
I know !
I am well placed to know that.
1268
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,880
-Oh, my God...
-Bequet?
1269
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:39,240
Béquet?
-Yeah ?
1270
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:42,280
-Try to... Don't touch anything.
1271
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,800
-I swear, I won't do anything anymore.
-Nothing !
1272
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,120
-They would come here, to the police station?
-I don't know.
1273
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,440
-Béquet, he knows all the bruises.
1274
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:53,320
All cops vote right, huh?
-Mmm...
1275
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:57,000
-They are hidden in a church,
like Dupont de Ligonnès.
1276
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:01,160
-Yeah, maybe. The priests
they all vote to the right, it is known.
1277
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,600
-Oh yeah.
-But then who voted on the left before?
1278
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,480
-Mmh! It's clear !
1279
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:09,800
-But it's true!
These idiots even lost the workers.
1280
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:13,520
-Even the teachers! The teachers
are tired of voting left.
1281
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,279
Before, only gym teachers
voted to the right. There, that's all!
1282
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,720
Even those of plastic arts.
-I loved my gym teacher.
1283
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:22,600
-Oh yeah?
-Oh yeah!
1284
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,720
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah, yeah.
1285
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,479
-Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! So what?
1286
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,560
-He disappointed me, he wasn't on strike.
-Well, there you go!
1287
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,720
-Good !
-You see?
1288
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:35,399
-Where are we going, without messing around?
Shall we go back to the emergency room?
1289
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:39,560
-I don't know anymore. We can
let it go, too bad for them.
1290
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:43,800
It was destiny that chose, right?
-No. My friend sent me a message.
1291
01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:45,920
Come on, let's go.
-Come on !
1292
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,240
She coughs.
The policeman knocks.
1293
01:08:48,399 --> 01:08:50,319
-Oh, shit.
-Oh, no! Damn.
1294
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:52,840
-Good morning.
1295
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,399
-Good evening.
-GOOD EVENING.
1296
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,760
-It's bad,
drink before driving.
1297
01:08:56,920 --> 01:09:00,279
-Oh no, no.
It's coffee, it has nothing to do with it.
1298
01:09:00,439 --> 01:09:04,240
-Yeah... Don't worry.
My colleague is there for prevention.
1299
01:09:04,399 --> 01:09:06,200
-What ?
-The what?
1300
01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:09,520
-Prevention.
*-Drink! Coming back from the club
1301
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:13,319
A liter of still water
At six in the morning
1302
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:19,560
It's... offering your body
A little treasure while you sleep
1303
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:21,880
-No kidding...
*-Drink!
1304
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:23,880
Coming home from the club
1305
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:27,640
A liter of still water at 6 a.m.
-He votes on the right.
1306
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:31,080
*-It’s giving the best
-I would do it myself.
1307
01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:34,439
*-Good humor
To your little engine
1308
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:36,240
Drink!
1309
01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:42,279
-What just happened?
1310
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:44,359
Élise laughs.
1311
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,000
It’s nonsense!
1312
01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:52,319
-I use it to go to Paris,
when there are party meetings.
1313
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,640
It goes faster than the metro
and it fits in my trunk.
1314
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,440
It's still practical,
this scooter.
1315
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:03,680
-It must be terrible, huh?
a Green meeting?
1316
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:08,720
I understand that you don't
carpooling,
1317
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,840
because in my opinion, on the way out,
you all agree,
1318
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,680
and on the way back, damn,
It must be annoying.
1319
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:17,800
They laugh.
1320
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,600
-There is that, yeah.
1321
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,760
Ah, shit! I only have one barrette.
-Already ? What crap, electric.
1322
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,040
-You know, Béquet, there are worse things.
1323
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,720
This is our planet
which has more than one barrette.
1324
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:38,240
More than a barrette.
A barrette... Well yeah...
1325
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,000
More than a barrette...
-I'm peeling my ass.
1326
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,400
Blowing spoiler.
1327
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:49,720
-Great idea... Ah, golf,
That’s really all I hate.
1328
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:58,880
-I have the keys here.
Inside there is a big sofa.
1329
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:00,840
Béquet gasps.
1330
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,440
-I who swore to myself
never set foot in a golf course.
1331
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,560
-Come on ! Hey, it's okay, eh!
1332
01:11:06,720 --> 01:11:10,680
Basically, we went to the central
nuclear, I have the key too.
1333
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:12,560
They grumble.
-There you go.
1334
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:14,480
Blowing spoiler.
1335
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:19,960
It's a shame, huh.
1336
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:23,280
-Oh no, please,
It's not going to start again!
1337
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,880
-When I think,
I don't just think about my face.
1338
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:32,600
I like to understand.
1339
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,480
In fact, shame is not...
1340
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:40,160
It's not that people see us like that,
that's what we did.
1341
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:42,320
Yes.
1342
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,560
-To the IMF?
-No ! No...
1343
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,720
No, I mean, in general.
1344
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:51,400
Well, every day in life, that is.
1345
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,720
Yeah...
1346
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,080
-I don't understand
what you're saying there.
1347
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,920
-For example, Sylvie.
1348
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,160
You know,
my ex from earlier?
1349
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,240
You know
why aren't we together anymore?
1350
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:09,920
Well, it's because she got tired of it,
1351
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:14,280
to be with someone who wouldn't stop
to doubt, to...
1352
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,080
to make him bear the responsibility
1353
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:21,720
of all his mistakes,
of his failures, of his anxieties,
1354
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,400
of all his little annoyances.
1355
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:29,200
I am slow poison.
1356
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,800
I wore it out.
1357
01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,400
I wore it out, complaining.
1358
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:36,400
I wore it out,...
1359
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:39,000
to think only of my happiness.
1360
01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:43,880
And forever wanting to cut back
just one of all my little desires...
1361
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,480
of a retarded idiot.
1362
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:48,360
Molitor blows.
1363
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:51,120
You know what, Béquet?
1364
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,880
In fact, we're kids.
Inconsistent kids.
1365
01:12:56,240 --> 01:13:00,240
And we'll be kids
from our birth until our death.
1366
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,400
We are like the...
little child soldiers,
1367
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,280
who fight only for their cause.
1368
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,480
Children...
tyrant children, who...
1369
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:14,280
who never realize
of the harm they do.
1370
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:19,600
No, but anyway, there,
we deserve it, all of that. Yeah.
1371
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,040
How are you ?
1372
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,560
Bequet, are you okay?
1373
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,440
(sad voice)
-Yes, yes. It's okay, it's okay.
1374
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,920
-Because it doesn't seem to be going well there.
1375
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,680
Blowing spoiler.
1376
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,160
Hey?
1377
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,840
-No, but it's...
1378
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,080
Béquet coughs.
Sorry.
1379
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,240
It's just that I...
1380
01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:52,640
I, I, I... I understand
what you can say and...
1381
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,320
I do the same with her, actually.
1382
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,640
I do the same with her and...
1383
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:04,600
But more terrifying than you.
1384
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:07,560
I cheated on her, I...
1385
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:12,000
I humiliated her.
1386
01:14:14,480 --> 01:14:16,160
Even though I owe him everything.
1387
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,760
I owe him everything. She carries me
at arm's length, for years.
1388
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,360
She gives me confidence in myself.
1389
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:25,720
He represses tears.
1390
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:32,360
And it's she who gives me strength
to become the scum that I am!
1391
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,760
-Hey...
Béquet cries.
1392
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,320
Hey...
-Yes?
1393
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,240
-How are you.
1394
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:40,360
See?
1395
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:44,480
What does it do? Over a thousand years
that men have the power.
1396
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,080
Béquet sniffs.
1397
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,000
And then, look,
everything is going to fall apart.
1398
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:52,720
In any case,
1399
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,600
if we get out of this...
1400
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:58,040
you should think
to thank your wife.
1401
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:00,000
On your deathbed, well...
1402
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:03,280
she won't be an IMF hostess,
who will hold your hand.
1403
01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:04,600
-That's clear.
1404
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,800
-Is there anyone?
-So ! Like I told you,
1405
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,720
you place your putter here.
1406
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,520
-Ah! Hello, Andrew. How are you ?
-Mr. the mayor?
1407
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,040
-Are you doing well ?
-Yes.
1408
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:15,320
-Well, then...
1409
01:15:15,480 --> 01:15:18,280
Well, let me introduce you to André,
the golf course keeper.
1410
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,840
-Good morning.
-Here, I'm teaching a friend a lesson.
1411
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,480
-Ah, of course.
1412
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:27,280
-Yes, so, as I told you,
you put your feet parallel to the putter.
1413
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:31,720
Stanceslightly open, like that.
Press on the right slightly, too.
1414
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:35,720
And... Hey, tell me,
You're early today, André.
1415
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:38,160
-I cut off the watering
for the competition.
1416
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:40,600
-Ah, okay, okay. And so...
1417
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:43,680
There, from now on,
you are well settled,
1418
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:47,240
you don't think... Huh?
You can see the hole, right?
1419
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,000
-Yes, the hole.
-Exactly.
1420
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,400
-I'll be back in 2 hours?
-No problem.
1421
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,240
Don't worry, we're closing.
1422
01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,640
-If it doesn't come off, I'm sorry,
I have to break my mug.
1423
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:59,880
But can you imagine them?
-Stop. Me, I have the balls.
1424
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:03,960
Not that it's dirty, I don't care.
We'll never be bad enough.
1425
01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:07,480
-You don't want to help them anymore?
I don't understand anything anymore.
1426
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,640
-Well yes, but in the end, you're right.
1427
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:12,040
This will backfire on us.
-So !
1428
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,080
-At the slightest leak, we will be cancel!
-Yeah.
1429
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:19,200
-We will have the right on our back,
the left, the straights, the gays...
1430
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,960
-And the radicals! Oh, no, oh my!
-Oh no!
1431
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,360
(-It sucks!)
1432
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,600
-Clemence? Sandra, Frida.
-Hi.
1433
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:28,840
-Hi.
-Hi.
1434
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,400
-Clémence has taken what is necessary.
-Ah, thank you! THANKS !
1435
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:37,120
-Here's the antidote, little players.
You have no ovaries!
1436
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,360
-Uh, ovaries? “Ovaries”.
1437
01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,520
-Well yeah!
-Yeah.
1438
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,760
-Your project was not unanimous...
1439
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:58,360
-Okay uh...
1440
01:16:58,520 --> 01:16:59,680
Move forward.
1441
01:17:03,280 --> 01:17:04,480
-Oh my.
1442
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,680
I park there.
1443
01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:09,840
Don't put too much weight,
it's going to fall.
1444
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:13,960
At least she will have lasted 15 km.
It's not so bad, two on it.
1445
01:17:14,120 --> 01:17:17,920
-We must hope that the power plants
nuclear power last 15 years longer.
1446
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:20,600
70 million French people on it, eh!
1447
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,400
-Who are you telling it to?
1448
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:23,760
Okay, come on...
1449
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:32,760
-Shit !
I need to call my wife urgently.
1450
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,040
-Yeah.
1451
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,720
Both sigh.
1452
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:41,080
-Oh, no! That's not true!
No, I don't have any barrettes anymore. Definitely.
1453
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:44,360
-Take mine.
I don't mind, I'll call later.
1454
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,600
-That's very kind, thank you. Wait.
What is the code?
1455
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,480
-Ah yes, sorry! 123456.
-Okay.
1456
01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:55,640
I'm calling by video, I'm afraid
let her have any doubts. Get down.
1457
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,680
-Yes, yes, yes.
-Even more.
1458
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,720
So. Like that, great.
1459
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,440
Key beeps
1460
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:05,760
Video call tone
1461
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:07,360
Hello, darling!
1462
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,040
It's me. How are you ?
*-What is this number?
1463
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:14,840
-I'm calling you from Molitor's cell phone,
I have no more battery.
1464
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,840
*-Are you still with him?
-Yeah, we're together.
1465
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:21,280
There we are on the future site
from Citizen Parc.
1466
01:18:21,440 --> 01:18:22,640
See, there?
1467
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,560
It's nice, huh? It's beautiful.
1468
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:28,960
*-What are you doing there?
-Well, listen, we talk, we...
1469
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:32,800
We're talking, what? And after,
We have the meeting in two hours.
1470
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:35,680
And, uh... Yeah, wait two seconds.
1471
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:39,840
(Because I don't want to
for him to hear me, I step back a little.)
1472
01:18:41,360 --> 01:18:45,320
(There you go! He’s an idiot
like you've never seen before.)
1473
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,880
Oh no, he's a real idiot.
A real, real idiot.
1474
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:50,400
Oh no, but he's a village idiot.
1475
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,600
*-More than the others?
-Ah yes, yes! Oh, I swear!
1476
01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:56,560
He's so naive,
I will have no problem...
1477
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,720
to trick him.
*-Don't forget the appointment.
1478
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:04,240
-But no, obviously I forget
not the restaurant just now.
1479
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,800
So.
*-See you later.
1480
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:08,280
-See you later,
my love, I love you.
1481
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,520
I love you, see you later.
1482
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:14,280
THANKS.
-THANKS.
1483
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:16,400
-Pardon.
1484
01:19:17,760 --> 01:19:19,320
Béquet coughs.
1485
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:21,280
Molitor sighs.
1486
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:26,720
-Hello?
1487
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,480
Yes. No, no, listen.
1488
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,880
How are you. Stroke is okay.
No, I have no after-effects, I'm fine.
1489
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,280
Yes, Béquet? Yes, well...
1490
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:38,680
He's a first-rate bastard.
1491
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:41,040
Oh no, but yes. A huge bastard.
1492
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:45,040
Yes. But finally,
I pretend to believe it now.
1493
01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:49,960
He tricks me, I pretend
to believe him to see where he can go.
1494
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:51,520
He has no limits.
1495
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,320
Yes ! No, I'll meet you at the restaurant.
1496
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:58,360
I'm going to the meeting
then I'll meet you at the restaurant.
1497
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,520
See you later !
1498
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:03,520
No, see you later!
He moans.
1499
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:06,440
They tread on the mantle of leaves.
1500
01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:13,960
...
1501
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,320
Do you hear that?
1502
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:18,680
A goldfinch.
1503
01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:20,240
A greenfinch.
1504
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,000
A bullfinch.
1505
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,200
-No, I hear nothing. There's nothing there.
1506
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,880
-Well, it's normal,
because there are no more.
1507
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:29,480
Not at all anymore.
1508
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:32,600
One in three birds has disappeared
in less than 30 years.
1509
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:34,720
Go ahead, take his energy too.
1510
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,880
-Do you think so?
-Yes, I'm sure of it.
1511
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:38,920
Come on.
1512
01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:42,280
Do you smell?
-Yes.
1513
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,640
-Forget everything.
1514
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:47,680
Forget everything.
1515
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:49,760
Forget yourself.
1516
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:52,120
Be in him.
1517
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:56,240
Do you see this tree?
1518
01:20:56,400 --> 01:21:00,320
Well, in a year, he won't be there anymore,
it will be replaced by...
1519
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:03,240
by concrete, plastic or...
1520
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,640
photovoltaic panels
in aluminum.
1521
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,480
And yet,
he is smarter than us.
1522
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:12,720
Than all of us.
1523
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:15,840
Look at.
1524
01:21:17,040 --> 01:21:18,080
See?
1525
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,120
Do you see this leaf?
Look at.
1526
01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:24,040
Do you see all the filaments?
1527
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:27,720
Well, that,
These are microscopic fungi.
1528
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:29,080
Very small.
1529
01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:32,120
Filamentous mushrooms,
mycorrhizae.
1530
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:37,360
And they form a gigantic network
mushrooms that allow...
1531
01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:41,000
for trees to exchange with each other,
to communicate.
1532
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:42,920
Do you see all these trees?
1533
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:46,680
There, these conifers, these beeches?
1534
01:21:46,840 --> 01:21:50,320
Well, they exchange with each other,
they exchange information,
1535
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,280
nutrients.
1536
01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:56,000
It's a bit like the web,
but much more united,
1537
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:57,760
and more elaborate, you see?
1538
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:02,040
No, but... well, there you go!
The reason for this frantic race...
1539
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:03,920
Always more growth,
1540
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:06,840
more light,
more water, more land,
1541
01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,120
more money, more power.
1542
01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:13,360
It's our nature, it's in us,
it’s written in our DNA.
1543
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,760
It's our nature.
-Yes. Well done.
1544
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,920
You just understood the right.
1545
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:20,160
-But you have to stop yourself, you see?
1546
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:24,480
No predator will do it for us.
It's a story of survival.
1547
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:28,040
You have to learn to limit yourself.
-Shut up!
1548
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:32,640
The pipettes,
Are you going to shut up or what?
1549
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:35,400
-Excuse us,
We didn't want to disturb you.
1550
01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:39,360
-Are you a hunter? I went down
hunting license prices.
1551
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:42,440
-I'm not a hunter,
but wildlife photographer!
1552
01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,000
I was watching
the last genet in Europe.
1553
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:48,160
I have nothing against you,
but go do that somewhere else.
1554
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,920
A moped buzzes.
1555
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:52,800
Oh dear, no! Not that, no...
1556
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,040
-Everything I hate too!
1557
01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:58,920
Molitor shouts.
1558
01:22:59,080 --> 01:23:02,680
-Pascal, calm down. Calm down.
You squeeze me, when you get angry.
1559
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:05,840
The moped continues.
Molitor screams.
1560
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,920
...
1561
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:12,040
The moped rumbles painfully.
1562
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:42,800
...
1563
01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:46,960
-Go ahead and throw it away, brother.
Throw it away, brother. Throw it away, brother.
1564
01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,760
-Listen, gentlemen Taliban!
1565
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:51,600
This is not adultery,
we're stuck!
1566
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,480
Please !
-He’s my partner!
1567
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:59,840
They list Arab dishes.
Okay? And I love it! I love it!
1568
01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,360
I love it!
1569
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:04,720
Moped rumble
1570
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:08,920
...
1571
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,560
-Doors stuck!
1572
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:15,920
-That's for sure, there's at least one out of two
which goes to the IMF.
1573
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,480
-That's for sure! The big boomers.
1574
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:20,760
The cow.
1575
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:22,240
Okay...
1576
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,640
-They won't have
the balls to come.
1577
01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,680
-Yeah.
-That would surprise me. But hey...
1578
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:35,120
In any case, nice, this sleepless night.
-Well yeah!
1579
01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,240
-Not gross.
1580
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:39,840
-The call girls' op almost succeeded.
-Almost.
1581
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:42,120
Come on !
1582
01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:50,400
-We'll do better next time.
-Yeah.
1583
01:24:53,800 --> 01:24:56,000
-Don't you have a cigarette?
-If.
1584
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:57,360
-Thank you, darling.
1585
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:00,520
Yes.
1586
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:03,840
Do you have a fire?
-Uh...
1587
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,320
-Cigarette lighter.
1588
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,680
-Cigarette lighter?
1589
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,000
-Well yeah!
1590
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:11,120
-It's rare today,
smoking cars.
1591
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:14,920
-Like dad in mom!
It warms up, it feels good.
1592
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:18,600
Little moment of intimacy
and shared pleasure.
1593
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:23,400
Why, after the fact, the cigarette lighter
feels like he owns the car?
1594
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:25,160
-It's true.
-It's clear.
1595
01:25:25,320 --> 01:25:26,560
-Anything.
1596
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:29,720
Moped rumble
1597
01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:32,520
-What is this madness?
-Wait... is that them?
1598
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,200
-No kidding, it's them.
I swear, it's them.
1599
01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:36,520
Excited screams
1600
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:47,440
-The Citizen Parc ecovillage
of the Roche aux Fées area.
1601
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:51,200
150 hectares cleared without glyphosate.
1602
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:54,120
A theme park
on global warming.
1603
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,720
Organic tree climbing.
1604
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:59,800
Wind-photovoltaic autonomy.
1605
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:01,960
Eco-friendly games.
1606
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:03,760
400 eco-cottages.
1607
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,080
55 luxury fair trade boutiques.
1608
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:10,440
Short circuit eco-car parks.
1609
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:11,960
An aquatic space.
1610
01:26:12,920 --> 01:26:16,120
Representing 170 million euros,
1611
01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:19,080
all with ethical financing.
1612
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,200
Gentlemen, madam...
1613
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:25,560
We're going to vote.
1614
01:26:26,240 --> 01:26:28,600
Achicourt?
-For.
1615
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,120
-Barbeville?
-For.
1616
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:32,880
Gordes?
-For.
1617
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:37,720
The assembly is outraged.
1618
01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:40,680
...
1619
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:42,720
-Ah! I see that...
1620
01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:46,000
Mr. Molitor decided
to join our meeting?
1621
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:50,840
-Molitor, out!
1622
01:26:52,680 --> 01:26:54,160
Molitor hesitates.
1623
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:59,400
-Sorry, uh... Hello everyone.
1624
01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,480
Hello Mrs.
1625
01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:04,640
There you go, I...
He clears his throat.
1626
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,360
There you go, I, I...
1627
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:09,720
I came...
Finally, for personal reasons,
1628
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:11,680
I come to tell you that...
1629
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,840
that I withdraw definitively
of political life.
1630
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:17,000
We applaud.
1631
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:20,960
But I wanted to make this last vote.
A glass clinks.
1632
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:23,240
And, in my soul and conscience,
1633
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:25,680
I reaffirm my vote
1634
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:30,000
and the one in my town
against the Citizen Parc project, that’s it.
1635
01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:32,040
We boo.
I'm sorry!
1636
01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:35,600
But we don't destroy
a primary forest, you understand?
1637
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:37,760
It’s a primary forest! I...
1638
01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,240
The assembly is astonished.
1639
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:45,160
-Hello, gentlemen. Hello Mrs.
1640
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:51,240
Also for personal reasons,
I decided to leave political life.
1641
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,320
Béquet sighs.
1642
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:59,040
And, in soul and conscience,
I decide to vote against this project...
1643
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,400
without soul or conscience.
1644
01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:07,240
Because destroying a beech forest is destroying
what little remains of our being.
1645
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:13,000
And, by this symbolic gesture,
my colleague and myself,
1646
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:16,680
we stand together
against Citizen Parc.
1647
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:18,840
Disappointed exclamations
1648
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:22,200
There you go, goodbye, gentlemen.
My respects, madam.
1649
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:31,000
*-My dear colleagues,
don't let yourself be influenced.
1650
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:34,920
We resume the vote on this choice
important for our territory.
1651
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:39,880
We're going to vote. Four Mountains?
-Against ! Definitely against.
1652
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:42,760
*-Partedon?
-Against.
1653
01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,040
*-Chichicourt?
-Against.
1654
01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:48,480
-Gallop!
Left, right, left!
1655
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,640
*-Holnon?
-Against.
1656
01:28:50,800 --> 01:28:52,840
-Left, right,
left, right!
1657
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,480
*-Attilly?
-Against.
1658
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,200
The girls are screaming.
1659
01:28:56,360 --> 01:28:57,720
*-Vars?
-Against !
1660
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,200
-Tuck your butt in!
1661
01:28:59,360 --> 01:29:02,240
Voting continues.
1662
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:07,960
-Sorry...
1663
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:11,800
Um, I was wondering,
What is Ariane Group's glue?
1664
01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:15,480
No, because I'm not doing well
to understand the...
1665
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:17,800
-Impossible to remove.
-Ah OK.
1666
01:29:17,960 --> 01:29:21,480
-In Millenium,
she tattoos her rapists? I glue them.
1667
01:29:21,640 --> 01:29:23,800
-We are not rapists.
-No !
1668
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:27,240
-You were in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
1669
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:31,960
Representatives of patriarchy in a place
symbol of female exploitation.
1670
01:29:32,120 --> 01:29:35,440
-We are not rapists.
-Someone had to pay.
1671
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,640
It fell on you, it's unfair.
-Yes, it's unfair.
1672
01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,480
We're not bad.
-Oh no? Not bad?
1673
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:46,040
You are deaf. It's been centuries
that your ears only pick up the bass.
1674
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,800
(Serious voice)
Oh, oh, oh! There, are you listening?
1675
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,720
But as soon as we move to treble...
High-pitched screams
1676
01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:55,720
There you listen more.
You're pretending.
1677
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:59,360
And if we push our voices a little...
High-pitched screams
1678
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:01,520
This is hysteria for you!
1679
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:06,720
We want you to listen to our words,
not our vocal cords, our words.
1680
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:07,680
(-But...)
1681
01:30:07,840 --> 01:30:10,720
-Regulate your fucking eardrums!
Finally !
1682
01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:12,880
-We listen to you.
We will listen to you.
1683
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:17,240
Don't worry, we understand.
-It's good, it's getting better.
1684
01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,080
The glue will not have polluted
the stratosphere.
1685
01:30:20,240 --> 01:30:24,360
Molitor laughs.
-We hesitated a lot. A lot...
1686
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,920
We decided together
to get you out of there.
1687
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:30,000
-That’s adorable, thank you.
-That's nice, thank you.
1688
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:32,440
She starts the engine.
-Oh, thank you.
1689
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,200
Thank you very much, girls.
-Pardon.
1690
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:37,400
-Sorry, excuse me.
1691
01:30:38,320 --> 01:30:40,920
-Don't worry, we'll take you back.
-It's true ?
1692
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:44,800
-Yes, but on one small condition.
-Yes !
1693
01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:47,360
Even on one big condition!
-Oh yeah?
1694
01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:49,360
The girls laugh.
1695
01:31:02,440 --> 01:31:03,680
-Hello.
1696
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:06,440
-Hello, Mr. Luret.
1697
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:08,040
-Happy Valentine’s Day.
1698
01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,560
-I'll just take...
-Yes, of course.
1699
01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:13,040
-So.
1700
01:31:17,720 --> 01:31:20,440
-Hop! Are you okay, my love?
1701
01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,960
-Well yes.
1702
01:31:23,120 --> 01:31:25,920
-I tried to call you
to cancel.
1703
01:31:26,080 --> 01:31:28,000
But you didn't answer, so...
1704
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:31,480
And here is Mr. Molitor,
the person with whom...
1705
01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:35,520
I had dinner last night, that's it,
and I wanted to introduce it to you...
1706
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:40,880
-Uh, I mean,
Didier told me a lot about you.
1707
01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:44,400
-Yeah, that's true
that I talked a lot about you.
1708
01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:48,360
I talked a lot about you
and I also wanted to talk to you about...
1709
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:50,320
of the two of us, that's it.
1710
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:55,080
But first of all, well...
Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.
1711
01:31:57,480 --> 01:31:59,040
-Come on, come on! Uh...
1712
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:02,480
Can I know what's going on?
-Of course !
1713
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:05,720
I'll tell you,
because it must seem weird to you.
1714
01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:08,440
But, in the end, it's...
1715
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:13,560
Mr. Molitor and myself,
we sealed our union
1716
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:17,200
against the Citizen Parc project,
because indeed,
1717
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:20,840
Pascal opened my eyes
on the environment
1718
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,800
and about the dangers.
-Yes.
1719
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:24,800
-Of such a project.
-Mmm.
1720
01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:26,280
-Mr. Molitor?
-Mmh?
1721
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:29,640
-I would like to have a little moment
alone with my husband.
1722
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,760
-Ah, you want a little privacy?
1723
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:36,720
Ah, well, I... There you go!
-So.
1724
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:40,800
My love, know one thing,
It’s because I love you more than anything.
1725
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:46,800
Without you, I am nothing. I understood
that I pushed the envelope too far.
1726
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:48,640
Believe me, I will change.
1727
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:51,200
And that's it, I've changed.
-What are you playing?
1728
01:32:51,360 --> 01:32:53,520
-We're not playing anything.
-It's not funny.
1729
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:55,760
I want to leave you, Didier.
-What ?
1730
01:32:55,920 --> 01:32:58,880
-I know you were at the IMF yesterday.
-No way !
1731
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:01,320
-That's not true at all.
-Who told you that?
1732
01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:04,240
-Your father introduced us,
do you remember?
1733
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:07,320
You didn't ask yourself
how did we know each other?
1734
01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:08,680
-No.
1735
01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:12,640
To the IMF?
1736
01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:16,640
-Oh my...
-I kept contacts there.
1737
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:18,520
But I don't care. Actually...
1738
01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:20,400
I wanted to thank you.
1739
01:33:20,560 --> 01:33:23,320
Thanks to you,
I was able to quit that shitty job.
1740
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:26,280
I have a healthier life,
a little balance.
1741
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:28,600
And then, above all, I am no longer ashamed.
1742
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:30,720
But I don't want to live with you anymore.
1743
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,680
I can no longer live with you.
1744
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:35,720
I may be
ex-night bar hostess,
1745
01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:41,160
a worker's daughter, I have values:
loyalty, honesty, frankness.
1746
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:44,560
We can't say we share them.
1747
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:47,720
I suffered too much with you,
too long.
1748
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:52,880
I'm going to start from scratch.
It's not going to be easy, that's for sure.
1749
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:56,080
But I feel ready.
1750
01:33:56,240 --> 01:33:57,640
Finally ready!
1751
01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:01,840
So I leave you
to your national union.
1752
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:06,320
The glass clatters on the table.
1753
01:34:07,600 --> 01:34:09,200
It's over!
1754
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:10,640
Finished !
1755
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:30,840
He sighs.
-I'm tired now.
1756
01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:38,160
Tired of myself now.
-It's going to be okay, Didier.
1757
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:42,080
Maybe it's not our day,
that's all.
1758
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,320
-Sorry, darling.
1759
01:35:01,120 --> 01:35:03,040
Here we go.
-It's good, it holds.
1760
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:05,640
-Come on, glue girls!
1761
01:35:05,800 --> 01:35:07,720
-Come on !
-Neither forgiveness, nor demonstration.
1762
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:09,240
-Quite parleyed.
1763
01:35:09,400 --> 01:35:11,120
-Long live the armed struggle!
1764
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:16,280
They shout with joy.
1765
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:18,120
-Come on!
1766
01:35:23,640 --> 01:35:24,880
-Love.
1767
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:28,480
-I think she's there.
1768
01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:30,360
-Love !
1769
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:32,680
-Ah! My dear.
-Pardon.
1770
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:36,320
You scared me so much!
1771
01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:39,680
They hug each other warmly.
1772
01:35:39,840 --> 01:35:42,040
I've been waiting for you for an hour.
1773
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,680
-I was going to leave.
1774
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:49,440
I've already had lunch.
-No, but you did well, you know.
1775
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:52,800
I absolutely wanted to come,
sorry for being late.
1776
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:54,160
-THANKS !
1777
01:35:56,680 --> 01:35:59,240
Hello, Mr. Mayor.
-Hello Mrs.
1778
01:36:00,440 --> 01:36:03,560
-Wait...
I am Pascal's mother.
1779
01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:05,400
-Ah! All right.
1780
01:36:06,560 --> 01:36:09,600
She laughs.
-If I expected that!
1781
01:36:09,760 --> 01:36:11,440
Sit down, both of you.
1782
01:36:11,600 --> 01:36:14,600
I'm so happy for you!
1783
01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,520
And for you too, eh, Mr. Béquet.
1784
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:20,240
-Love.
1785
01:36:20,840 --> 01:36:24,280
-I was sure you weren't
what you were reflecting.
1786
01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:26,640
Politics, for that, is terrible.
1787
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:31,200
To flatter voters,
We don't always say what we think.
1788
01:36:31,360 --> 01:36:33,440
Is it true or not?
(-Well, it’s true.)
1789
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:35,400
She is moved.
1790
01:36:36,360 --> 01:36:38,080
-I'm so happy!
1791
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:41,080
-Love.
1792
01:36:42,280 --> 01:36:44,240
-You know, Mr. Béquet...
1793
01:36:45,080 --> 01:36:46,800
She sobs.
1794
01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:50,400
He was so alone,
during all these years.
1795
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:56,200
I said to myself: "But...
There’s something wrong!”
1796
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:00,920
But is that it?
1797
01:37:01,080 --> 01:37:03,200
Eh ? Were you looking for your path?
1798
01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:05,200
Your happiness.
1799
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:07,600
Oh...
1800
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:10,360
-Love.
1801
01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,640
Birds are chirping.
1802
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:41,920
...
1803
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:44,640
-She's funny, isn't my mother?
1804
01:37:44,800 --> 01:37:46,200
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1805
01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:47,760
-She's funny.
1806
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:51,560
-Do you hear that?
1807
01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:53,240
-What ?
-Well, there.
1808
01:37:54,120 --> 01:37:56,080
A bird came back.
1809
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:57,960
That's a troglodyte.
1810
01:37:59,040 --> 01:38:00,400
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
1811
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:03,440
-It's funny,
I would have said a titmouse.
1812
01:38:04,080 --> 01:38:07,440
I saw on the news
that because of warming,
1813
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:10,800
they had become
increasingly sedentary.
1814
01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,800
-Ah, it’s possible, yes.
1815
01:38:13,120 --> 01:38:16,320
Migration season is approaching.
-Yeah...
1816
01:38:17,760 --> 01:38:20,160
If we talked more about migrants...
1817
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:24,560
that migrants, that would clean up
electoral campaigns.
1818
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,120
Molitor laughs.
1819
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:30,520
-You know, I like you more and more.
-It makes me happy.
1820
01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:32,080
-Hey?
-Yeah ?
1821
01:38:34,840 --> 01:38:38,880
-Did you see? Thanks to us,
this forest will remain primary.
1822
01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:41,360
-Less than us, anyway!
-Yeah.
1823
01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:45,000
We can be proud of ourselves, eh?
Yeah...
1824
01:38:46,480 --> 01:38:50,920
Yeah. We managed to...
to change a lot, in a few hours.
1825
01:38:51,080 --> 01:38:55,280
Well, it’s also thanks to them,
thanks to the force of things, and then...
1826
01:38:55,440 --> 01:38:58,760
thanks to the strength of their glue!
-It's true. It's true.
1827
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:02,000
-We're going to have to learn
to limit yourself, eh.
1828
01:39:02,160 --> 01:39:04,280
-Better a plate for two!
1829
01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:05,840
-Ah! Eh...
1830
01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:08,280
It would make a great slogan.
1831
01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:10,240
-Do you think so?
-Well, yeah!
1832
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:13,720
A plate for two.
-It would even make a good program.
1833
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:15,920
But hey, let it go.
1834
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:18,360
Create a party, have 500 signatures...
1835
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:22,440
-No, but wait!
Me, all alone, I'm afraid of everything,
1836
01:39:22,600 --> 01:39:24,560
I'm afraid all the time.
1837
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:27,760
But with your energy,
I'm not afraid of anything anymore.
1838
01:39:28,440 --> 01:39:29,640
-Yeah...
1839
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:32,960
Oh my! You imagine,
both on a poster?
1840
01:39:33,120 --> 01:39:35,560
"A plate for two",
hand in hand!
1841
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:37,720
Béquet chuckles.
1842
01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:46,720
Do you know I'm starting to like you?
-Well, I really like you.
1843
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:49,680
They kiss.
1844
01:39:49,840 --> 01:39:51,240
Molitor laughs, moved.
1845
01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:01,120
Béquet sighs.
1846
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:07,960
-We are five years old
to be appreciated by the French.
1847
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:11,880
-No, but appreciation,
it is our best weapon.
1848
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:15,200
-Appreciation?
-Yeah.
1849
01:40:16,320 --> 01:40:18,640
-Don't you want to run?
-Yeah ! Come on.
1850
01:40:18,800 --> 01:40:21,800
I like girls
(Jacques Dutronc)
1851
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:33,760
...
1852
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:40,560
-There are only 5% of street names
which are women's names!
1853
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:43,640
-I like the girls from Castel
1854
01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:44,680
-5%!
1855
01:40:44,840 --> 01:40:48,520
-I like the girls from Régine
-Come on, girls!
1856
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:52,280
Come on, go!
-I like the girls we see in Elle
1857
01:40:52,440 --> 01:40:56,200
I like magazine girls
1858
01:40:56,360 --> 01:41:00,280
I like the girls from Renault
1859
01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:03,800
I like Citroën girls
1860
01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:08,240
I like blast furnace girls
1861
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:14,840
-In equal positions, women win
still 20% less than men!
1862
01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:18,120
-If you are like that, call me
1863
01:41:19,880 --> 01:41:22,160
If you are like this
1864
01:41:23,920 --> 01:41:25,800
Callme
1865
01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:29,920
I like girls...
1866
01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:31,400
-73...
1867
01:41:33,640 --> 01:41:35,240
Nina laughs.
(No...)
1868
01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:40,440
73% of women
victims of bed assault!
1869
01:41:40,600 --> 01:41:41,840
-Yeah !
-Boo!
1870
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:44,120
They boo.
1871
01:41:44,280 --> 01:41:47,640
...
1872
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:50,280
They continue to boo.
1873
01:41:50,440 --> 01:41:52,880
-Down with the so-called strong sex!
1874
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:55,920
Let us stuff all the males!
1875
01:41:56,080 --> 01:41:58,880
And castrate the psychiatrist!
1876
01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:01,640
They count the steps
in a military way.
1877
01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:10,200
...
...
1878
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,160
-A little further to the left?
-Yeah.
1879
01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:14,520
Nickel!
1880
01:42:16,440 --> 01:42:17,960
-Gorgeous !
1881
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:22,400
"Let them concentrate
on their cookbooks!”
1882
01:42:23,120 --> 01:42:26,920
-I like intellectual girls
1883
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:28,840
I like girls
1884
01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:30,840
Who make me laugh
1885
01:42:31,000 --> 01:42:34,800
I like girls
who make old France
1886
01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:38,680
I like movie girls
1887
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:42,720
I like the girls in the audience
1888
01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:44,400
I like girls
1889
01:42:44,560 --> 01:42:46,960
In embarrassment
1890
01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:52,080
If you are like that, call me
1891
01:42:54,440 --> 01:42:56,760
If you are like this
1892
01:42:58,240 --> 01:42:59,960
Callme
1893
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:04,720
If you are like that
1894
01:43:06,360 --> 01:43:08,880
Call me...
1895
01:43:09,840 --> 01:43:11,920
-GIRL POWER!
1896
01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:14,080
GIRL POWER!
1897
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:17,480
GIRL POWER!
1898
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:23,840
Bird songs
1899
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:51,880
...
1900
01:43:52,040 --> 01:43:55,760
A car is driving
in gravel.
1901
01:43:55,920 --> 01:44:11,600
...
1902
01:44:11,760 --> 01:44:14,240
The engine turns off.
We apply the handbrake.
1903
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:16,560
The door opens.
1904
01:44:19,720 --> 01:44:21,240
The door slams.
1905
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:24,000
We walk
on a mantle of leaves.
1906
01:44:24,160 --> 01:44:42,400
...
1907
01:44:42,560 --> 01:44:43,880
-Love.
1908
01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:58,960
...
1909
01:45:00,160 --> 01:45:01,240
Love.
1910
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:04,520
Bird songs
1911
01:45:04,680 --> 01:45:10,320
...
1912
01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:11,800
Love.
1913
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:15,800
Crackling
from the mantle of leaves
1914
01:45:15,960 --> 01:45:37,400
...
1915
01:45:37,560 --> 01:45:38,880
Love.
1916
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:41,840
Bird songs
1917
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:51,560
...
1918
01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:53,040
Love.
1919
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:56,680
We move forward through the leaves.
1920
01:45:56,840 --> 01:46:02,560
...
1921
01:46:02,720 --> 01:46:04,080
Love.
1922
01:46:04,240 --> 01:46:17,160
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1923
01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:18,320
Love !
1924
01:46:18,480 --> 01:46:20,240
Bird songs
1925
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:21,760
Love!